Best Patients
Five surgeons are discussing who has the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon says...
How to Charge?
An optometrist was instructing a new employee on how to charge a customer...
Alzheimer's or AIDS ?
"Mrs. Ward, this is Doctor Jones at the Medical Testing Laboratory. When your doctor sent your husband's biopsy to the lab yesterday, a biopsy from another Mr. Ward arrived as well...
Medical Opinions
Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart. One of the students said...
Woman's Ears !
A man lost both ears in an accident. No plastic surgeon could offer him a solution. He heard of a very good one in Sweden, and went to him...
Smart Doctor
A young woman wasn't feeling well, and asked one her co-workers to recommend a physician. "I know a great one in the city, but he is very expensive...
Two Assholes
Two Proctologists were at a medical conference in a resort in outback Australia. They decided to enjoy the local highlights from the back of a camel...
Under The Bed
Jimmy went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. I'm going crazy...
Nurse`s Revenge
A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well. However, the patrolman kept feeling...
Best Kept Secret
At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women were more trustworthy. "No woman can keep a secret...