A Penny For Your Thoughts
A young Scottish lad and lassie were sitting on a low stonewall, holding hands, and just gazing out over the loch. For several minutes they sat silently, then finally the girl looked at the boy...
A Penny For Your Thoughts
A young Scottish lad and lassie were sitting on a low stonewall, holding hands, and just gazing out over the loch. For several minutes they sat silently, then finally the girl looked at the boy and said...
Roller Coaster Ride
A heavily bandaged man was sitting up in bed at the hospital when his friend came to visit. "What happened to you?" the friend asked. "Well, we went to the amusement park and decided to ride the roller coaster...
Born Again
A man finds his dog with a dead rabbit in its mouth. He realizes that the rabbit is a pet of his next-door neighbor. In a panic he cleans the rabbit up and sneaks it into its cage, hoping his neighbor will think...
The Break Up
The young salesman finally plucked up the courage to tell his fiancee that he was breaking off their engagement so that he could marry another woman.
"Can she cook like I can?" asked the distraught fiancee...
Geographical Pun
Timmy : I`m Hungary.
Mum : Why don`t you Czech the fridge?
Timmy : Okay, I`m Russian to the kitchen.
Mum : Hmm... maybe you`ll find some...
A Nutty Affair
So I was sitting on the bus and somebody tapped me on the shoulder. I turned around and saw an old lady. She said to me, "Sonny, would you like some nuts? I`ve got a couple hazelnuts and almonds if you`d like....
Your Job Sucks?
Stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains...
Pain and Ageing
An old man goes to his doctor, complaining about a pain in his leg that doesn`t heal and wants a diagnosis and explanation. The doctor checks out his leg, but can`t find anything wrong. So he gives the old guy...
Who's Under The Bed?
Mike goes to a psychiatrist. "Doc, he says, "I`ve got trouble. Every time I get into bed I think there is somebody under it. I get under the bed and I think there`s somebody on top of it. Top, under, under top. I`m going crazy...