A South Indian and his six year old son went to the Zoo.
At the Elephant`s section, there was a sign put up, "Feed the elephant a bun to get your age." The little boy gives a bun to the elephant...
An atheist was fishing on Loch Ness when suddenly his boat was attacked by the Loch Ness monster. With an easy flip, the beast tossed his boat high into the air and then opened its huge mouth to catch him...
A woman stepped off a bus and realised she had left her purse on board. When she turned around, the bus was already long gone. She called the bus company and was relieved to find out the bus driver...
A friend asked a gentleman how it is that he never married.
The gentleman replied, "Well, I guess I just never met the right woman... I guess I`ve been looking for the perfect girl...
Morris had died. His lawyer is standing before the family and reads out Morris` Last Will and Testament.
"To my dear wife Esther, I leave the house, 150 acres of land...
When you are bored just think about a few things that don`t make sense... like... Which letter is silent in the word "Scent," the S or the C?
Do twins ever realise that one of them is unplanned...
Alice was to bake a cake for the church ladies` group bake sale, but she forgot to do it until the last minute. She baked an angel food cake and when she took it from the oven, the center had dropped flat...
Once Ishwarchandra Vidyasagar jokingly asked Madhusudhan Dutt, "As you are a master in English, can you make a sentence without using `E`?"
He wrote this: "I doubt I can. It`s a major part of many...
There was a student who wanted to be admitted to the University. He was smart enough to get through the written test, a GED, and was to appear for the personal interview. Later, as the interview progressed...
There were these two elderly people living in a Florida mobile home park. He was a widower and she a widow. They had known one another for a number of years. Now one evening there was a community supper in the big activity center...