Cheap Hearing Aid
Morris realized he needed to purchase a hearing aid, but he felt unwilling to spend much money. "How much do they cost?" he asked the salesperson.
"That depends," he said....
An Age Old Question
I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking. My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing...
Best Retirement Plan
Outside England`s Bristol Zoo there is a parking lot for 150 cars and 8 buses. For 25 years, its parking fees were managed by a very pleasant attendant... The fees for cars ($1.40), for buses (about $7)...
Swanky Dining
The couple entered the resort`s swanky dining room. "I`m sorry," apologized the Maitre d, "but there are no tables available."
"One moment, my friend," said the man, drawing himself up...
Guess My Age
A South Indian and his six year old son went to the Zoo.
At the Elephant`s section, there was a sign put up, "Feed the elephant a bun to get your age." The little boy gives a bun to the elephant...
An Atheist Meets God
An atheist was fishing on Loch Ness when suddenly his boat was attacked by the Loch Ness monster. With an easy flip, the beast tossed his boat high into the air and then opened its huge mouth to catch him...
The Lost Purse
A woman stepped off a bus and realised she had left her purse on board. When she turned around, the bus was already long gone. She called the bus company and was relieved to find out the bus driver...
Perfect Girl!
A friend asked a gentleman how it is that he never married.
The gentleman replied, "Well, I guess I just never met the right woman... I guess I`ve been looking for the perfect girl...
Health is Wealth
Morris had died. His lawyer is standing before the family and reads out Morris` Last Will and Testament.
"To my dear wife Esther, I leave the house, 150 acres of land...
Humorous Ponderings
When you are bored just think about a few things that don`t make sense... like... Which letter is silent in the word "Scent," the S or the C?
Do twins ever realise that one of them is unplanned...