For English Lovers
Once Ishwarchandra Vidyasagar jokingly asked Madhusudhan Dutt, "As you are a master in English, can you make a sentence without using `E`?"
He wrote this: "I doubt I can. It`s a major part of many...
A Real Difficult Question
There was a student who wanted to be admitted to the University. He was smart enough to get through the written test, a GED, and was to appear for the personal interview. Later, as the interview progressed...
Senior Moments
There were these two elderly people living in a Florida mobile home park. He was a widower and she a widow. They had known one another for a number of years. Now one evening there was a community supper in the big activity center...
Too Many Kids
A husband and his wife advertised for a live-in maid to cook and do the housework. They hired a most comely young woman for the job. She worked out fine, was a good cook, was polite, and kept the house neat...
Time Saving Techniques
The efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution: "You don`t want to try these techniques at home."
"Why not?" asked somebody from the audience.
"I watched my wife`s routine...
Drive It Safe
A man traveling down a country road was forced to stop before a giant puddle covering the entire road. Looking to the side of the road, the man noticed a farmer leaning on a fence...
Having A Real Bad Day
A lady is having a bad day at the table in Monte Carlo. Down to her last Pound 100, completely exasperated, she cries, "What rotten luck! What in the world should I do now?"
A gentleman next to her...
Bricklayer's Accident Report
Possibly the funniest story in a long while. This is a bricklayer`s accident report, which was printed in the newsletter of the Australian equivalent of our Workers` Compensation board...
The Fart List
THE CUSHIONED FART: A concealed fart, sometimes successful. The farter is usually on the fat side, sometimes a girl. They will squirm and push their butt way down into the cushions of a sofa or over-stuffed...
Not the Same Elephant
In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University. On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant...