Winters are fierce in northern Scotland, so the owner of the estate felt he was doing a good deed when he bought a pair of earmuffs for his foreman. One cold, blustery day, he noticed that the foreman wasn`t wearing...
The attractive wife told her husband she was going on vacation with a girlfriend. She spent a wild, wonderful week with her fabulously wealthy lover, who, at the end of the week gave her a beautiful $10,000 mink coat...
A man walks along a lonely beach. Suddenly he hears a deep voice: DIG! He looks around: nobody`s there. "I am having hallucinations," he thinks. Then he hears the voice again: I SAID, DIG ! So he starts to dig...
A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat the procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you`ll have lost at least five...
I recently had a visitor from the state of Texas. For three days all I heard from him was... `In Texas we have the best this, the largest that, the fastest that... etc.` It eventually became very annoying...
Larry, a computer programmer for a consulting group, had designed some software for a large account. He asked John`s help in putting it into operation. At first, Larry handled most of the work. Eventually, though...
A toothpaste factory had a problem: they sometimes shipped empty boxes, without the tube inside. This was due to the way the production line was set up, and people with experience in designing production lines...
A helicopter carrying passengers suddenly looses engine power and the aircraft begins to decent. The pilot safely performs an emergency landing in water, and tells the passengers to remain seated...
A man is in court. The Judges says, "on the 3rd August you are accused of killing your wife by beating her to death with a hammer, how do you plead?"
"Guilty," said the man in the dock...
Late one Friday night, a policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the streets. He pulled the man over and asked him if he had been drinking that evening. "Yes, I have. It`s Friday...