Clean Jokes

A man is hired by the circus to perform a necessary but rather unpleasant task. He is asked to walk behind the elephants in the center ring, shoveling aside their droppings as they walk about. After a rather difficult evening...

My Income Tax return form has been sent back because, In response to a question for `Number of Dependents on you?`, I replied: "65% of population who doesn`t pay taxes, 21 million illegal immigrants...

A young man was a very slow worker and subsequently found it difficult to hold down a job. After a visit to the employment office, he was offered work at the local zoo. When he arrived for his first day, the keeper...

A mother was anxiously awaiting her daughter`s plane. She had just come back from a far away land trying to find adventure. As the daughter was exiting the plane, the mother noticed a man directly behind her daughter...

The chairman of the board of our company called me into his office to tell me the good news. I was being promoted to Vice President of Corporate Research and Planning. Of course, I was excited, but...

A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A few minutes later, a big, heavy, strong, mean-looking, hulking guy plops down in the seat next to him and immediately falls asleep. The little guy starts...

A young college co-ed came running in tears to her father. "Dad, you gave me some terrible financial advice!" she cried.
"I did? What did I tell you?" said the dad...

At a boat-rental concession, the manager went to the lake`s edge and yelled through his megaphone, "Number 99, come in, please. Your time is up."
Several minutes passed, but the boat didn`t return...

Benjamin is in the midst of a long dry spell in Las Vegas. Eventually he gambles away all his money and has to borrow a quarter from another gambler just to use the men`s room. He finds a stall that happens...

A guy buys a brand new Lincoln Navigator truck for $46,500 and has $560 monthly payments. He and a friend go duck hunting in winter, and of course all the lakes are frozen. These two guys go out on the lake with their guns...