Whiskey Courage
Paddy, suffering from a severe toothache, finally got up enough nerve to visit his dentist, but lost it again when he was about to get into the chair. The dentist told his assistant to give Paddy a shot of whiskey...
The Same Old Story!
An old man went to the college that he went to when he was a youth. He knocked on room number 3 of the hostel and said, "May I come in. I lived in this very room thirty years ago when I studied in this college...
Master's in History!
Finkelman just arrives in America and needs a job and has no qualms about inventing the necessary qualifications. He reasons that once he finds work, he will impress the boss so much that everything...
Two Questions
Jimmie, an 80-year-old gentleman, retired to Florida after his wife of 58 years had passed away. He was quite alone in the world and longed for companionship. One day, as he was walking through a public...
Why are Days Longer & Shorter?
I was working in a scrap yard during summer vacation at an engineering university. I worked repairing construction equipment. One afternoon, I was taking apart a piling hammer...
Kitchen Wizard
My friend`s husband is always telling her that housekeeping would be a snap if only she would organize her time better. Recently he had a chance to put his theory into practice while his wife was away. When I popped...
Super-efficiency
Paul got a part time job at the Post Office. The first assignment his supervisor gave him was the job of sorting the mail. Paul separated the letters so fast that his motions were literally a blur. Extremely pleased by this...
Positive Feedback
Now a days teachers are not allowed to say or write anything negative... A few interesting letters from teachers to get around this...
Dear Parent, We are delighted to inform you that your child...
Traffic Camera
An off-duty police officer, familiar with radar guns, drove through a school zone within the legal speed limit when the flash of a camera went off, taking a picture of his license plate. The officer, thinking...
Always Wear a Helmet
After completion of my B.Tech from an average college I got a decent job in a reputed company as a Software Engineer. Under tremendous pressure from family to get married, I went to meet a girl under the arranged...