Dead Horse
Young Chuck, moved to Montana and bought a horse from a farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day. The next day he drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad news...
Cliff Hanger
Mark was hiking along a mountainous trail when he lost his footing and slipped over the side of a cliff. After falling approximately 15 feet he ran into the branches of a tree growing out the side of the cliff...
Not So Bright Bank Robber
A man, wanting to rob a downtown Bank of America, walked into the Branch and wrote this, "This iz a stikup. Put all the munny in this bag."
While standing in line, waiting to give his note to the teller...
For Your Viewing Pleasure
A bible-thumping preacher was really getting it going one Sunday, and in the heat of the Gospel, an attractive lady leaned out of the balcony a little too far, and fell over the railing. As she passed the chandelier...
Treat People With Respect
His phone rang in church by accident during prayers. The Pastor and the worshipers scolded him after prayer for interrupting the silence. You could see the shame, embarrassment and humiliation on his face...
Best Friend
A man is sitting at the bar in his local tavern, furiously imbibing shots of whiskey. One of his friends happens to come into the bar and sees him. "James," says the shocked friend, "what are you doing? I`ve known you...
Aerial Photography
A photographer from a news organization was assigned to cover the fires in California. His boss wanted pictures of the heroic work of the fire fighters as they battled the blaze but when the photographer arrived...
Stopping the leaks
A urologist in New York had a leak in his bathroom on a Sunday. He called a plumber who charged him a $50 call out fee plus another $100 for fixing the problem in 15 minutes. The urologist was shocked and...
The Blind Skydiver
A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him, "I am placed in the door with my seeing eye dog and told when to jump...
The Broken Vase
Abe was well known for his cheapness and his `eye for a bargain`. One day he was looking for a cheap wedding present for his niece, so he went into a thrift shop. As he was walking around, he noticed what was previously...