Super-Healthy Granny
Grandma Jones from the valley had never experienced a sick day in her life, so she didn`t take it kindly when a bad case of the flu sent her to the hospital for observation. By the time a pair of husky interns...
Not all seniors are senile
An elderly couple was celebrating their 60th wedding anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired. Holding hands, they walked...
The Blame Game
GIRL to GOD: I don`t want to marry. I am educated, independent and self sufficient. I don`t need a husband. But my parents are asking me to marry. What to do ? GOD replied: YOU are my finest creation and...
Influential Positions
One day The king wanted to go fishing, and he asked the royal weather forecaster the forecast for the next few hours. The palace meteorologist assured him that there was no chance of rain. So the king...
What's the Time?
Every Monday morning for years, at about 11:30 am, the telephone operator in a small Sierra-Nevada town received a call from a man asking the exact time. One day the operator summed-up the nerve to ask him why...
Can You Smell It?
A young woman walks into a prestige car sales room. Looks around at all the Porsches, Lamborghini`s, Jags etc., and says to the salesman. "Can I have the red one?" - a top of the range Porsche...
Dumb Ass
The Irish priest was at the altar one dreary Sunday morning, addressing his congregation, vehement that alcohol was the work of the devil. "As an example," he stated during his sermon, "If you were to lead a...
Inventory Loss Prevention
The underwear making company, Jockey was having a tough time with stock theft. On departure for home, all workers` bags were searched and everything always seemed OK. All security measures you can think of were put in...
Bad Date???
Ken sets up his friend Mike on a blind date with a young lady-friend of his. But Mike is a little worried about going out with someone he`s never seen before. "What do I do if she`s really unattractive...
A Few Points to Ponder
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I`ll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken...