Where Have You Been???
A convicted felon was given ten years without parole for his latest crime. After 2 years in jail, he managed to escape. His escape was the lead item on the six o`clock news. Because he had to be careful...
Key to a Happy Marriage
Several days ago as I left a meeting I desperately gave myself a personal search. I was looking for my keys. They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the meeting room revealed nothing. Suddenly I realised I must have...
Testing Sons-in-law
An old woman had 3 daughters. One day she decided to test her three sons-in-law. One a fine day, she was walking along a lake shore with the first son-in-law. Purposefully, she fell down in the lake and started yelling...
Marry Me Again
One evening a man was very impressed with the meat entree his wife had served. "What did you marinate this in?" he asked.
His wife immediately went into a long explanation about how much she loves him and how...
Enough is Enough
An old lady tottered into a lawyer`s office and asked for help in arranging a divorce.
< "A divorce?" asked the unbelieving lawyer. "Tell me, how old are you?"
"I`m eighty-four," answered the old lady.
"Eighty-four!!! And how old...
The Unfaithful Husband !
Not too long ago, there was a woman who wanted to know how her husband would react if she left without telling him where she had gone. She decided to write him a letter saying she is tired of him and didn`t want...
Alcohol Tolerance
Drink 1st peg and check the photo of your wife in your wallet.
Drink 2nd peg and do the same thing.
Drink 3rd peg and recheck.
Drink 4th peg and recheck.
If your wife starts...
Perfect Girl!
A friend asked a gentleman why he never married? Replied the gentleman, "Well, I guess I just never met the right woman. I guess I`ve been looking for the perfect girl."
"Oh, come on now, surely you have met at least one girl...
Keeping a Mistress!
A Singapore millionaire secretly maintained a mistress in Hong Kong, bought a posh sea view apartment (in his own name) for her to live in, plus gave her a monthly allowance of US$5,000. The house cost him about...
Honeymoon Package!
Woman goes to travel agent and says, "Honeymoon Ka Sasta Package Hai koi?"
Agent says, "Ji Mam, 50k mein 3N/4D in Bangkok including flight hotel and food....