Clean Jokes

Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw a woman flailing about in the deep water. Unable to swim, the man screamed for help. Banta ran up.
The man said, 'My wife is drowning and I can`t swim. Please save her. I`ll give you Rs 500.'
Banta dove into the water. In ten powerful strokes, he...

Banta gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A few minutes later, a big, heavy, strong, mean-looking, hulking guy plops down in the seat next to him. The huge man glares threateningly at Banta, crowds him so much that he`s flattened against the window, and immediately falls asleep.After the plane takes off, Banta starts to feel...

Santa and Banta are visting London for the first time. They see a sign reading, 'Suits Pound 15, Shirts Pound 2, Trousers Pound 3.'
'Wow,' says Banta. 'we should snap up some of these bargains and sell them at a profit when we get home.'
Santa agrees and...

One day our Santa decided he was going to give up the city life, move to the country, and become a chicken farmer. He found a nice, used chicken farm, which he bought. Turns out that his next door neighbour, Banta, was also a chicken farmer.
Banta came for a visit one day and said...

Santa and Jeeto were delighted when their long wait to adopt a baby came to an end. The adoption center called and told them that they had a wonderful Tamil baby boy, and they took him without hesitation.
On the way home from the adoption center, they stopped by the local college for...

Banta in a very maross mood tells Santa that his buffalo is ill. He enquires from Santa, 'that wasn`t his buffalo also down with the same illness last year?'
Santa replies in the affirmative. Banta asks for the medication used by Santa. Santa tells him that...

Santa and his wife, Jeeto, went on vacation to a resort. One morning, Santa came back from fishing after getting up really early that morning and took a nap. Jeeto decided to take the boat out. She was not familiar with the lake, so she rowed out a short distance from shore, anchored the boat and started...

Preeto arrived home after a long shopping trip, and was horrified to find her husband, Banta, in bed with a young, lovely thing. Just as she was about to storm out of the house, Banta stopped her with these words:
'Before you leave, I want you to hear how this all came about. Driving home, I saw this young girl, looking...

Santa and his wife lives in a small house in Chandigarh. One day Snata`s wife, Jeeto, asks Santa to fix a cupboard door, since one of the hinges was broken.
His reply was 'Do I look like a carpenter? I`m a Photographer, not a carpenter. Get a...

Banta sees his buddy, Santa, in a bar and says, 'You`re not going to believe this, but I`ve got a wild nymphomaniac in my car out in the parking lot. She`s wearing me out! Can you go out to the car and keep her busy? The dome light is off, so...