Clean Jokes

Morris had died. His lawyer is standing before the family and reads out Morris' Last Will and Testament.
"To my dear wife Esther, I leave the house...

These two couples play golf together regularly at their club, and on the sixth hole, a par four, the second shot to the green must carry 80 yards over water. One of the women...

A boy who was a witness to a crime was called to testify in court. He was approached by the defense attorney who asked, "Did anyone tell you what to say in court?"
"Yes, sir...

Q. Why curfew from 8pm to 7am?
A. Due to rising temperatures with the onset of summer, Corona likes to step out when it gets cool. Hence the curfew....

Some ecclesiastical gentlemen -- a cardinal, a couple of bishops and some others -- were waiting outside the Pearly Gates for St. Peter to open up. He finally arrived, but just they were about to...

A Chinese man boarded a flight to Chicago and promptly sat down on the first seat he encountered. He was soon told that...

Jim was annoyed when his blonde wife told him that a car had backed into her, damaging a fender, and that she hadn`t gotten the license number. "What kind of car was he driving?" he asked...

A motorist, driving by a Texas ranch, hit and killed a calf that was crossing the road. The driver went to the owner of the calf and explained what had happened. He then asked what...

A kind-hearted motorist saw a man struggling to change a tire alongside the highway, and pulled over to see whether he could help. The man had a very red face, and a dark smear across it...

A man sits down on a bar stool and tells the bartender, "Pour me a drink before the trouble starts."
The bartender looks puzzled, but pours him a drink. The man chugs it and says, "Pour me another drink...