Clean Jokes

I am a common man of this country, I have been married for 24 years and my 25th anniversary is coming up shortly. I had planned to take my wife out for a special anniversary dinner...

Lecturer: We all know Lord Ram went to spend 14 years in forest and Sita was kidnapped because of a "quality issue".
Student: How is this anything to do with quality?
Lecturer: Tell me why did Sita...

Suzanne was preparing a ham dinner. After she cut off the end of the ham, she placed it in a pan for baking. Her friend asked her, "Why did you cut off the end of the ham?"
She replied, "I really...

After tucking their three-year-old child Sammy in for bed one night, his parents heard sobbing coming from his room. Rushing back in, they found him crying hysterically. He managed to tell them that...

Scene: A court room where a person is on trial for murder.
There is strong evidence indicating guilt; however, there is no corpse. In the defense`s closing statement the lawyer, knowing that his client...

Two lawyers hired a secretary from a small town in the hills. She was attractive, but it was obvious that she knew nothing about city life. One attorney said to the other, "Mary is so young and...

The new preacher had just begun his sermon. He was a little nervous, and about ten minutes into the sermon his mind went blank. After a brief second of complete panic, he remembered...

Now home from honeymoon and settled in our new home. It`s fun to cook for Tim. Today I made an angel food cake and the recipe said, "Beat 12 eggs separately." Well, I didn`t have enough bowls to do that, so I...

Operation Ke Liye Behoshi Ka injection Lagane Se Pehle Doctor Ne Aurat Se Pucha: Aapki Age Kitni Hai?
Lady Patient: 28 Saal.
Doctor Ne Kaha: Aapko Pakka Yakeen Hai Na Ki Aapki...

If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I`ve got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull...