Clean Jokes

Santa Ne Delhi Se Apni Wife Ko Chandigarh Phone Kiya Toh Naukar Ne Phone Uthaya.
Santa: Madam Se Baat Karvao Meri.
Naukar: Wo Toh Sahab Ke Saath Apne Kamre Mein...

Yesterday I was talking to my doctor and after knowing my occupation he advised: You must exercise more. Don`t buy cold drinks from stalls. Drink more plain water. Don`t drive when going out...

Grandma made such beautiful pies. One day I asked her, "How do you get such beautiful pies with the crimps around the edge so even?"
"Well, it`s a family secret...

There was this ancient story teller. One of his stories was about a Kingdom that was having a lot of crime so the King said, "Whoever comes up with a solution that works will be greatly rewarded....

After a night on the town, a young woman brought a new friend home for a late-night drink. "You can`t make any noise," she warned him. "My parents are upstairs and if they find out they`ll kill us...

An Amish woman was driving her buggy to town when a highway patrol officer stopped her. "I`m not going to cite you," said the officer. "I just wanted to warn you that the reflector on the back of your buggy...

Group admin: Hi guys, I am adding Radha to the group. Radha is new to town as well. Admin added +91 9xxxxxx48 to group.
Radha: Hi all....

A trucker stopped at a local Denny`s restaurant and placed his order. He said, "I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards." The new blonde waitress didn`t...

Big Lorenzo, an Italian fella, is bragging to his friends about his sons.
"I`ma so prouda my oldest son. He maka fifty thousand dollar evra year. Hesa Engineer...

An amateur photographer was invited to dinner with friends and took along a few pictures to show the hostess. She looked at the photos and commented, "These are very good! You must have a good...