Clean Jokes

Rick, a retail merchant sent an order to a manufacturer for 10,000 t-shirts amounting to $ 70000. The manufacturer, noting that the previous bill hadn`t been paid, told the accounts manager to...

A man had been in a meeting that lasted all afternoon and as he walked out, he was tired and just wanted to go home. He reached into his coat pocket and realized his car keys were missing. He looked around...

Dave was feeling depressed, and his best friend Keith decided to take Dave to the Pub, to try and cheer him up. He asked Dave what was it that was troubling him, but Dave didn`t want to talk about it...

Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, "Baptism is a serious step. Are you prepared for it?"
"I think so," the man replied...

A woman needed to visit the doctor`s office just to have her throat swabbed for a culture. She sat in the waiting room for quite some time with her legs crossed, reading a magazine while other...

A man calls a refrigerator repair service. "My refrigerator isn`t working."
"What kind is it?"
"It`s a small one....

A fine-looking gentleman sat down in the main dining room of an expensive restaurant. He ordered a big dinner and spent an hour enjoying himself. After he was given the check, he summoned the headwaiter...

Two mothers were talking about their sons.
The first said, "My son is such a saint. He works hard, doesn`t smoke, and he hasn`t so much as looked at a woman in over two years...

Boss, to four of his employees, "I`m really sorry, but I`m going to have to let one of you go."
Black Employee, "I`m a protected minority.... Female Employee, "And I`m a woman."

Oldest Employee, "Fire me, buster, and I`ll hit you with an age discrimination suit so fast it`ll make your head spin."

To which they all turn to look at the helpless young, white, male employee, who thinks a moment, then responds, "I think I might be gay..."

A young man from the city went to visit his farmer uncle. For the first few days, the uncle showed him the usual things - chickens, cows, crops, etc. After three days, however, it was obvious that the nephew was...