Clean Jokes

An absent-minded husband thought he had conquered his problem of trying to remember his wife`s birthday and their anniversary. He opened an account with a florist, provided that florist with the dates..

I had a blind date last night. But I was concerned - What do I do if she`s really someone I don`t like at all ? I`ll be stuck with her with no easy way out. Turns out, there`s an app for that...

When Donna found out she was pregnant, she told the good news to anyone who would listen. But her 4-year-old son overheard some of his parents` private conversations....

A guy who had forgotten the dates for a number of his friends` and relatives` birthdays and anniversaries, decided to compile a list on the computer and have the dates highlighted on screen when the machine...

I was testing the children in my Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven. I asked them, "If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church...

A young couple were on their honeymoon and were staying at a hotel with a large swimming pool. They decided to go for a swim, and the bride donned a new bikini that she had recently purchased...

John brought his new colleague, Peter, home for dinner. As they arrived at the door, his wife rushed up, threw her arms around John and kissed him passionately. "My goodness...

A man was walking in the mountains just enjoying the scenery when he stepped too close to the edge of the mountain and started to fall. In desperation he reached out and grabbed a limb of a gnarly old tree hanging...

Mulayam Singh Yadav created Samajwadi Party group.
Added brother Shivpal Yadav.
Added second brother Ram Gopal Yadav.
Added son Akhilesh Yadav....

"What`s that drink you`re mixing" the stranger asked the bartender in the upscale Tex-Mex bar. "I call it a lil` Texas Shooter", said the bartender as he continued to mix up several batches of the drink...