A Free Haircut
A man and a little boy entered a barbershop together. After the man received the full treatment - shave, shampoo, manicure, haircut, etc. he placed the boy in the chair....
The Happiest Day
Harry was finally a groom and was very excited about his upcoming marriage. He was on his way out of the office when his boss came over to him with an outstretched hand, "Congratulations Harry...
X-mas Driving WARNING
A warning to all you drivers, be careful about drink driving as we are getting close to Christmas and Police are out there checking on people. Last night I was out for a few drinks. One thing lead to another and I had...
True Management Guru
An old French woman had a small shop in her village for years, until one day a huge corporate supermarket set up across the road from her little shop. They put up signs advertising their prices, including one that said...
Wood Eye!
A boy who loses his eye from an accident goes to the doctor gets a wooden replacement. Of course, he is extremely self-conscious about his new wooden eye and doesn`t make an effort to ask out any of the girls...
It's Payback Time
I met one of my Maths teacher yesterday. We greeted and he asked me directions to the State Bank of India. I told him make a 299 degrees turn and walk for 290 meters, then subtend the angle of X using Pythagoras...
Lawyers and Alligators
Two alligators are sitting on the edge of a swamp. The small one turns to the big one and says, "I don`t understand how you can be so much bigger than I am. We`re the same age, we were the same size as kids...
Who's The Boss?
A retiring farmer needed to rid his farm of animals in preparation for selling his land, so he went to every house in his town. To the houses where the husband was the boss, he gave a horse. To the houses where...
Wedding Gift!!!
Towards the end of a wedding, the bride`s father approached the groom and said, "Son, I received your last minute WhatsApp message asking me for your wedding gift. I found your request a bit strange, but...
The Unwilling Witch
A woman was waiting in the check-out line at a shopping center. Her arms were laden with a mop and broom and other cleaning supplies. By her actions and deep sighs, it was obvious she was in an extreme hurry...