Who's The Boss?
A retiring farmer needed to rid his farm of animals in preparation for selling his land, so he went to every house in his town. To the houses where the husband was the boss, he gave a horse. To the houses where...
Wedding Gift!!!
Towards the end of a wedding, the bride`s father approached the groom and said, "Son, I received your last minute WhatsApp message asking me for your wedding gift. I found your request a bit strange, but...
The Unwilling Witch
A woman was waiting in the check-out line at a shopping center. Her arms were laden with a mop and broom and other cleaning supplies. By her actions and deep sighs, it was obvious she was in an extreme hurry...
Naming The Baby
When Little Johnny`s mother found out she was pregnant, she told the good news to anyone who would listen. But Little Johnny overheard some of his parents` private conversations...
Christmas Rum Cake
Ok I`ve had enough. Too many people asking me again and again to give them the Christmas cake recipe. I`m not gonna type again, one last time!!!
Recipe For Christmas Rum Cake: Ingredients...
The Innocent Wife !
Wife calls her scientist husband... "Honey... It`s Friday... you`re late..."
"I`m busy with my team in an experiment."
"Whats that?"
"We`ve just added a derivative of C2H5OH with ambient...
Can't Find It...
A little boy was excited about his first day at school. So excited in fact, that only a few minutes after class started, he realized that he desperately needed to go to the bathroom. So he raised his hand politely to ask...
Extremely Drunk
It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home, and was pulled over by a state trooper. Upon being tested, the fellow couldn`t walk a straight line any more than he could drive one, so the trooper...
Equal Privileges
A country club didn`t allow women on the golf course. Eventually, there was enough pressure that they decided to allow women on the course during the week. The ladies were satisfied with this arrangement...
Water Landing!
A helicopter carrying passengers suddenly looses engine power and the aircraft begins to decent. The pilot safely performs an emergency landing in water, and tells the passengers to remain seated...