Clean Jokes

Santa Apni Biwi Ke Saath So Raha Tha Tabhi Achanak Bolta Hai: Bheega Sa Lagta Hai Aalam Mujhe, Bheegi Si Lagti Hai Subah Mujhe, Bheega Lag Raha Hai Saara Jahan Mujhe... Bheega-Bheega...

There was a competition between a team of blondes and a team of brunettes to see who could catch the most fish ice fishing. Once the contest started, it was clear that the brunettes were going to win, they kept pulling...

Once Badshah Akbar` s army was engaged in a prolonged war. As a result his royal wealth ("shahi khazana") was nearly exhausted. He asked Birbal: How to replenish my wealth. Birbal: You can get it from Dhanna Seth...

After passing on, George Bush, Barack Obama and Donald Trump are going for a job interview with God. God asks Bush, "What do you believe in?"
Bush answers, "I believe in the...

Ek Bar Santa Apni Girlfriend Ke Ghar Dinner Par Gaya. Us Din Santa Ka Pet Kuch Kharab Tha, Phir Bhi Table Par Shaandar Dinner Rakha Dekh Ke Uske Muh Mein Pani Aa Gaya Aur Santa Ne Daba Kar Dinner Kiya...

On a busy Med/Surg floor the doctor stops the nurse to brief her on a patient`s condition, "This patient is a fellow physician and my favorite golf partner. His injury is serious and I fear he will not be able to...

A Newfie decides to travel across Canada to see the Pacific Ocean. When he gets to Nanaimo, he likes the place so much that he decides to stay. But first he must find a job. He walks into...

An old man went to the college that he went to when he was a youth. He knocked on room number 3 of the hostel and said, "May I come in. I lived in this very room thirty years ago when I studied in this college...

A young bride was scouring the aisles of the supermarket. Up and down each aisle she went, then started over again. The store manager noticed this and went over to her. "Can I help you find...

My friend was on duty in the main computer lab on a quiet afternoon he noticed a young woman sitting in front of one of the workstations with her arms crossed across her chest, staring at the screen...