Clean Jokes

An old man went to the college that he went to when he was a youth. He knocked on room number 3 of the hostel and said, "May I come in. I lived in this very room thirty years ago when I studied in this college...

A young bride was scouring the aisles of the supermarket. Up and down each aisle she went, then started over again. The store manager noticed this and went over to her. "Can I help you find...

My friend was on duty in the main computer lab on a quiet afternoon he noticed a young woman sitting in front of one of the workstations with her arms crossed across her chest, staring at the screen...

The Indian Medical Association has weighed the demonetization high value notes and this is what they have to say: The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves...

A farmer purchases an old, run-down, abandoned farm with plans to turn it into a thriving enterprise. The fields are grown over with weeds, the farmhouse is falling apart, and the fences are collapsing all around...

There was an old Priest who got sick of all the people in his Parish who kept confessing to adultery. One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, "If I hear one more person confess to adultery, I`ll quit...

Yesterday morning, a woman said to her husband, "I`ll bet you don`t know what day this is."
"Of course I do," he answered as if he was offended, and left for the office...

How do you respond to your BOSS who calls you when you are at the washroom urinal and asks, "How are you doing?"
This is how the subordinate responded... I was under a lot of pressure, but...

There`s a man trying to cross the street. As he steps off the curb a car comes screaming around the corner and heads straight for him. The man walks faster, trying to hurry across the street, but the car changes lanes...

Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve...