IMA on Demonetisation
The Indian Medical Association has weighed the demonetization high value notes and this is what they have to say: The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves...
Working with God
A farmer purchases an old, run-down, abandoned farm with plans to turn it into a thriving enterprise. The fields are grown over with weeds, the farmhouse is falling apart, and the fences are collapsing all around...
Confession Code
There was an old Priest who got sick of all the people in his Parish who kept confessing to adultery. One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, "If I hear one more person confess to adultery, I`ll quit...
Best Children's Day
Yesterday morning, a woman said to her husband, "I`ll bet you don`t know what day this is."
"Of course I do," he answered as if he was offended, and left for the office...
The Perfect Reply
How do you respond to your BOSS who calls you when you are at the washroom urinal and asks, "How are you doing?"
This is how the subordinate responded... I was under a lot of pressure, but...
Crossing the Road
There`s a man trying to cross the street. As he steps off the curb a car comes screaming around the corner and heads straight for him. The man walks faster, trying to hurry across the street, but the car changes lanes...
The Perfect Couple!
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve...
Odd One Out
Three girls apply for a job. At the interview they are told they will have to answer a question then explain their answer. Gwyneth goes first and is shown a cauliflower, a potato and a knife. She is then asked which one...
Super Specialty Hospital
A dentist, doing his first extraction on a patient, was understandably nervous. When he got the molar out, his hand shook, he lost his grip on the instrument, and the tooth dropped down into the patient`s throat...
The Unemployed Engineer
An unemployed engineer graduate was looking out for a suitable job in his stream. He attended several exams and many personal interviews, only to be rejected. Being fed up after so many months of his job hunt...