Clean Jokes

Three girls apply for a job. At the interview they are told they will have to answer a question then explain their answer. Gwyneth goes first and is shown a cauliflower, a potato and a knife. She is then asked which one...

A dentist, doing his first extraction on a patient, was understandably nervous. When he got the molar out, his hand shook, he lost his grip on the instrument, and the tooth dropped down into the patient`s throat...

An unemployed engineer graduate was looking out for a suitable job in his stream. He attended several exams and many personal interviews, only to be rejected. Being fed up after so many months of his job hunt...

Through the ages, men have been trying to unlock this mystery: Why do their wives, who accept them just as...

An old Indian chief sat in his hut on the reservation, smoking a ceremonial pipe and eyeing two US government officials sent to interview him. "Chief Two Eagles," asked one official, "You have observed the white man...

This fellow is looking to buy a saw to cut down some trees in his back yard. He goes to a chainsaw shop and asks about various chainsaws. The dealer tells him, "Look, I have a lot of models, but why don`t you save...

A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 40 miles per hour. The husband is behind the wheel. His wife suddenly looks across at him and speaks in a clear voice, "I know we have been married for...

Wife: Jaanu Main Apne Baal Katwa Loon????
Husband: Katwa Le...
Wife: Magar Itni Mushkil Se Lambay Kiye The...
Husband: Toh Phir Na Katwa...
Wife: Magar Ajkal Chhotey...

There is this taxi driver in New York City, and it is nearing the end of his shift but he decides that he will pick up one more person before he turns in for the night. So he stops and pulls over and a nun gets...

Recently in Bangalore a couple celebrated their 25th marriage anniversary. They had become famous in the city for not having a single conflict in their 25 years of married life. Media gathered at the occasion...