Grandma's Cooking Secret
A little girl was watching her mother prepare a fish for dinner. Her mother cut the head and tail off the fish and then placed it into a baking pan. The little girl asked her mother why she cut the head and tail off the fish...
For Word Lovers
1. Mujhe Ek Ghante Se Auto Nahi Mila, Shayad Bhagwaan Meri paRICKSHAW Le Raha Hai.
2. I Am Feeling Too Lazy To Meet My Friends. AALSI Them Later.
3 Son: Dad, Rum Piyoge?
Dad: Oye, `Bacar`di Gal Na Kar...
Ex-wife
An Avid Sportsman and hunter, Tim decided to tie the knot with his longtime girlfriend. One evening, not long after the honeymoon, he was getting his equipment ready for an upcoming hunt. His wife was standing...
Paying in Coins
A man in the pub orders a beer. He gets it and begins to drink it and notices the beer is kind of warm. So he mentions something to the bartender, who tells him to shut up and just drink his beer. Then it is time to...
Triple Filter Test
In ancient Greece, Socrates was reputed to hold knowledge in high esteem. One day an acquaintance ran up to the great philosopher and said, "Socrates, do you know what I just heard about your friend...
Management Fundas
"We are a team," means, "I am not the only one to be blamed."
"We will do it" means "You will do it."
"You have done a great job" means "More work to be given to you...
Do You Drink Beer?
Lady: How much beer do you drink a day?
Man: Usually about 3 beers.
Lady: And How much do you pay per beer? Man: $5 with a tip.
Lady: And how long have you been drinking...
Death in Service
One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed Little Johnny was standing staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the church. The young man of seven had been staring at the plaque for some time, so...
Flight Attendant
A man finds a beautiful girl in an airline uniform at an airport cafe sitting next to him...He thinks to himself:She is a flight attendant, but which airline does she work for? Hoping to get her attention he...
Unused Condoms
Group of army officers were sent to another town for training camp. Before leaving the rest of them decided to pull a fast one on one of the officer. They put a pack of condoms in his bag without him noticing it. When he...