Clean Jokes

A workshop was done on women`s relationship. They were told to send a message written "I Love You" to their husbands. Top 10 replies from husbands are: 1. Are you alright? Feeling sick or something? Should I...

Sister Marry was truly a religious woman. Besides for her duties as a nun, she was also very active in various hospitals visiting sick patients and taking care of all their needs. So it was no surprise that one day...

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... and those who don't and are always seen with a bottle of water in their hand...

Ek Admi Ne Bhagvaan Se Pucha: Main Sara Din Kaam Kartaa Hoon... Apne Parivaar Ke Liye Itni Mehnat Karta Hoon Meri Patni Pura Din Ghar Mein Rah Kar Karti Kyaa Hai? Uski Zindagi Bahut Saral Hai... Aisa Kyun Prabhu...

The kids filed into class Monday morning. They were all very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on salesmanship technique they used. Little Sally led off, "I sold...

One day Chitragupt told Brahma that he should stop this scheme that if ladies keep Karva Chauth... they`ll get the same husband for the next 7 Janam.
Brahma asked, "Why?"
Chitragupt: Prabhu... it`s...

Wife: Am I looking fat?
Husband: Yes.
Wife: Shut up. Don`t you ever dare talk to me!!
Wife: Am I looking fat?
Husband: No...

A man walks into a crowded doctor`s office. As he approaches the desk, the receptionist asks, "Sir, may we help you?"
"There`s something wrong with my...

A guy goes into a bar with his pet octopus and says, "I bet $50.00 that no one here has a musical instrument that this octopus can`t play."
The people in the bar look around and someone fetches out...

When the Banta came home, his wife Preeto was crying. "Your mother insulted me," she sobbed.
"My mother? How could she do that when she is on vacation on the other side of the world...