Kindergarten Drawings
Little Johnny had been bringing his drawings home from kindergarten every day since he started a month ago. Each day his mother admired the pictures and hung them on the refrigerator. One thing started bothering her...
Too Honest!
An actual Job Application submitted to a McDonald`s.
Name: Jeremy Skitt
Desired Position: Reclining. Ha ha. But seriously, whatever`s available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn`t be applying...
Personal Calls at Work
Ek Baar Ghar Ke Phone Ka Bill Bahut Jyada Aa Jaata Hai. Ghar Ke Sabhi Members Hairaan-Pareshaan Ho Jaate Hain Aur Discuss Karte Hain Ki Aakhir Itna Bill Kaise Aa Sakta Hai... Kaun Hai Jo Sabse Jyada Calls...
Copyright Explained
When you write copy, you own the right of copyright to the copy you write, if the copy is right. If, however, your copy falls over, you must right your copy. If you write religious services, you write rite, and own the right...
His and Her Diary
Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late..
Acquired Intelligence
A blonde girl wants to know what life is like as a brunette girl, so she goes to the hairdresser and has her hair died brown. Eager to show the world her newly acquired intelligence, she goes on a walk and meets...
Nothing to Worry About
While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered and Mr. Benson looked out the window. "Good lord!" he screamed, "one of the engines just blew up!"
Other passengers left their seats and came running over...
How to Fly an Aeroplane
One day an aeroplane cleaner was cleaning the pilots` cockpit when he saw a book entitled: `How to Fly an Aeroplane? For Beginners - Volume One`. He opened the first page which said: To start the engine, press...
Old Men Are Not Stupid
A Girl was with her father when she saw her Boyfriend coming.
Girl: Have you come to collect the book titled "DADDY IS AT HOME"?
Boy: No, I want that book of hymns called "WHERE SHOULD...
Treating Depression
Doctor Depression Ke Patient Se: Ji Mam, Bataiye, Kya Takleef Hai?
Lady Patient: Doctor Ji, Dimaag Mein Bahut Hi Ulte-Seedhe Vichaar Aate Hain.
Doctor: Kab Aate Hain Yeh Ulte-Seedhe Vichaar...