Clean Jokes

One day an aeroplane cleaner was cleaning the pilots` cockpit when he saw a book entitled: `How to Fly an Aeroplane? For Beginners - Volume One`. He opened the first page which said: To start the engine, press...

A Girl was with her father when she saw her Boyfriend coming.
Girl: Have you come to collect the book titled "DADDY IS AT HOME"?
Boy: No, I want that book of hymns called "WHERE SHOULD...

Doctor Depression Ke Patient Se: Ji Mam, Bataiye, Kya Takleef Hai?
Lady Patient: Doctor Ji, Dimaag Mein Bahut Hi Ulte-Seedhe Vichaar Aate Hain.
Doctor: Kab Aate Hain Yeh Ulte-Seedhe Vichaar...

Ask a Bong about life in general, and he would break into a sentimental rhapsody: In nineteen sebenty phibe, howen I owaas seben eaars old, I owaas chased by a beeg stray dog, and I litarally ran across...

With the bad food, the dogs in the image are badly trained and even tried to do some bad things to their owner. When old Mr. O`Leary died, an elaborate wake was planned. In preparation, Mrs. O`Leary called the undertaker...

There were these two blondes driving along the highway looking for a place to stop and picnic. The first blonde says, "Let`s stop here, and have our picnic under that tree."
The other says, "No! Let`s have...

A man and his wife went for shopping to get new sarees for wife. After seeing numerous sarees she shortlisted around 100 and further brought down to 25. Out of those 25 she finally asked her husband to choose...

At a wedding ceremony, the pastor asked if anyone had anything to say concerning the union of the bride and groom, it was their time to stand up and talk, or forever hold their peace. The moment of utter silence...

The good bishop knew very well that everyone in his small town look to him for an example. One night, however, after a long, hard day, he came to his last visitation. His hostess, noting that he looked tired...

Santa Apni Problem Leke Doctor Ke Pass Gaya Aur Bola: Doctor Sahab, Jab Bhi Main Seedha Khada Rah Kar... Halka Sa Jhuk Kar Apni Left Leg Ghutne Se Modkar Seedha Karta Hoon... Phir Right Leg Ko Ghutne Se Modkar...