The Dinner Party
A couple, hosting a dinner party, were interrupted when the maid called the hostess to the kitchen. "Ma`am, the cat climbed up on the kitchen counter and ate the lot of the fresh salmon."
Light on her feet, the hostess...
Doctor's Advice
Ek Aadmi Bahut Jyada Beemar Ho Gaya Tha, Aur Theek Hi Nahi Ho Paa Raha Tha. Uski Patni Usko Shahar Ke Ek Bahut Bade Doctor Ke Pass Le Gayi. Doctor Ne Achchi Tarah Se Checkup Kiya Aur Patni Ko Samjhate Hue Bola...
Root Cause Analysis
A Management lecturer was talking about QUALITY and it goes like that:
Lecturer: We all know Lord Ram went to spend 14 years in forest and Sita was kidnapped because of a QUALITY issue...
For The House
The husband was not home at his usual hour, and the wife was fuming, as the clock ticked later and later. Finally, about 3:00 AM she heard a noise at the front door, and as she stood at the top of the stairs...
A World Without Men
A few women were sitting around the table talking, and the subject turned to their husbands. One lady said, "My husband just won`t go to church with me, I think he`s going to go to Hell."
This led to talk around the table...
Luckiest Day!
The Bride kissed her father and placed something in his hand. Everyone in the room was wondering what was given to the father by the bride. The father could feel the suspense in the air and all eyes were on him to...
Smart Business Strategy
An old French lady had a small shop in her village for years, until one day a huge corporate supermarket set up across the road from her little shop. They put up signs advertising their prices, including one that said...
A Brief History of India
The original inhabitants of ancient India were called Adidases, who lived in two cities called Hariappa and Mujhe-na-Darao. These cities had the best drain system in the world and so there was no brain drain from...
Sugar Tongs
Lady Crofton-Smythe was giving an upper-crust party, and had hired Lena, a girl recently come to London from County Cork, as a maid. As Lena was setting up the tea service, Lady C-S told her to be certain that there were sugar...
Rich Girls
Q: How do you tickle a Rich Girl?
A: Gucci... Gucci... Gucci...
Q: How does a Rich Girl far?
A: Pradaaaa...!!!
Q: How does a Rich Girl Curse?
A: Oh Teri Fendi...