Clean Jokes

A young private sought permission from his Commanding Officer to leave camp the following weekend. "You see," he explained, "my wife`s expecting."
"Oh..." said the CO, "I understand...

A woman who was driving down the highway pulled over to the side of the road when the policeman driving behind her turned on his lights and siren. She didn`t have her seat belt on so as soon as she stopped, she quietly...

Employee: Excuse me sir, may I talk to you?
Boss: Sure, come on in. What can I do for you?
Employee: Well sir, as you know, I have been an employee of this firm for over ten years...

Khaana Khaate Huye Santa Ne Jeeto Ko Aawaz Lagaai Aur Pucha: Yeh Jo Tumne Sabji Banaai Hai Ise Kya Kehte Hain?
Jeeto: Kyun Poochh Rahe Ho?
Santa: Arrey Bhai Mujhse Bhi Toh Swarg Mein Pucha Jayega...

1. They should not allow topless sunbathing on the beach. It was very distracting for my husband who just wanted to relax.
2. On my holiday to Goa in India, I was disgusted to find that...

Mr Jones drove his secretary home after she had had a little too much to drink at their new year`s office party. She was sooooo... drunk. Although nothing happened, he decided not to mention it to his wife who was...

A jobless man applied for the job of "Sweeper" at Microsoft. The HR interviewed him. Then watched him cleaning the floor as a test. "You are Appointed" he said. "Give me your e-mail address and I`ll send you the forms to...

My husband, Michael, and I were at a restaurant with his boss, a rather stern older man. When Michael began a tale, which I was sure he had told before, I gave him a kick under the table. There was no response, so I gave...

Work hard and make sure you get a high score in class X. Your entire life and career depends on it. YOU CAN ENJOY LATER....
Just work for 2 years in XI and XII. If you get in a good medical college/IITs/NITs...

Ye Jo Kulfi Khaate Hue Apna Ek Haath Kulfi Ke Neech Lagaye Rehte Hain... Taaki Kulfi Gire Na... Ise Geeta Mein Sri Krishna Ne MOH Kaha Hai.
Aur Kulfi Khatam Hone Ke Baad Bhi Jo Kulfi Ki Stick Chuste...