Clean Jokes

The original inhabitants of ancient India were called Adidases, who lived in two cities called Hariappa and Mujhe-na-Darao. These cities had the best drain system in the world and so there was no brain drain from...

Lady Crofton-Smythe was giving an upper-crust party, and had hired Lena, a girl recently come to London from County Cork, as a maid. As Lena was setting up the tea service, Lady C-S told her to be certain that there were sugar...

Q: How do you tickle a Rich Girl?
A: Gucci... Gucci... Gucci...
Q: How does a Rich Girl far?
A: Pradaaaa...!!!
Q: How does a Rich Girl Curse?
A: Oh Teri Fendi...

A young private sought permission from his Commanding Officer to leave camp the following weekend. "You see," he explained, "my wife`s expecting."
"Oh..." said the CO, "I understand...

A woman who was driving down the highway pulled over to the side of the road when the policeman driving behind her turned on his lights and siren. She didn`t have her seat belt on so as soon as she stopped, she quietly...

Employee: Excuse me sir, may I talk to you?
Boss: Sure, come on in. What can I do for you?
Employee: Well sir, as you know, I have been an employee of this firm for over ten years...

Khaana Khaate Huye Santa Ne Jeeto Ko Aawaz Lagaai Aur Pucha: Yeh Jo Tumne Sabji Banaai Hai Ise Kya Kehte Hain?
Jeeto: Kyun Poochh Rahe Ho?
Santa: Arrey Bhai Mujhse Bhi Toh Swarg Mein Pucha Jayega...

1. They should not allow topless sunbathing on the beach. It was very distracting for my husband who just wanted to relax.
2. On my holiday to Goa in India, I was disgusted to find that...

Mr Jones drove his secretary home after she had had a little too much to drink at their new year`s office party. She was sooooo... drunk. Although nothing happened, he decided not to mention it to his wife who was...

A jobless man applied for the job of "Sweeper" at Microsoft. The HR interviewed him. Then watched him cleaning the floor as a test. "You are Appointed" he said. "Give me your e-mail address and I`ll send you the forms to...