Clean Jokes

Pappu walks into a bookstore. Not looking for anything in particular. On his way to the back of the store, he spots something of interest. A book with a very interesting title: Dating for the New Millennium...

Zoo Mein Ek Sher Ne Santa Ko Maar-Maar Ke Zakhmi Kar Diya. Logon Ne Hairan Hokar Sher Se Puchha: Arey Tum Toh Bade Seedhe-Sadhe Shareef The, Santa Ko Maar Maar Ke Kyu Zakhmi Kar Diya? Sher Gusse Se Bola...

Three elderly women are talking about their troubles. "Sixty is the worst age to be," said Ruth, the 60-year-old, "You always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time nothing happens....

Ek Badi Hi Sundar Mahila Aksar Is Private Bank Mei Aaya Karti Thai. Is Bank Ke Sabhi Male Employees Us Mahila Ki Khoobsurati Se Bade Prabahavit The Aur Use Dekhne Ka Koi Mauka Haath Se Jaane Nahin Dete The...

Two Irishmen, adrift in a lifeboat in the middle of the ocean, spied a lamp floating nearby. They retrieved it, and, hoping against hope, rubbed it. Sure enough, a genie appeared. "I will grant you one...

A dentist, doing his first extraction on a patient, was understandably nervous. When he got the molar out, his hand shook, he lost his grip on the instrument, and the tooth dropped down into the patient`s throat....

Ek Aadmi Ek Aisi Robot Car Banat Hai Jo Bina Driver Ke Sab Kaam Karti Hai.
Ek Din Us Aadmi Ki Wife Usse Kehti Hai: Bachchon Ki School...

Banta Apne Guruji Ka Pravachan Sunne Gaya. Guruji Bole: Jo Jo Swarg Jaana Chahta Hai Vo Apna Haath Khada Kare.
Banta Ki Gharwali Aur Saas Ne Apne Haath Upar Utha Diye. Guruji Ne Banta Se Pucha...

Gharwale Ladki Ki Marzi Ke Bina Ladki Ki Shaadi Kar Rahe The. Ladki Apni Maa Se Kehti Hai: Mammi, Main Ye Shaadi Nahi Karungi Aur Agar Tumne Mujhse Zabardasti Ki To Main Ghar Se Bhaag Jaungi....

A Sindhi went to a dentist for tooth extraction and first enquired about cost. Dentist said it`s 1200 per extraction. The Sindhi thought it was too much and asked about cheaper methods. The dentist said: Yes, it can be done...