Grandparents
An 8 year old was given a homework assignment to write a paper about grandparents. They where asked to write about things such what their grandparents mean to them, what are the roles of a grandparent, what they...
Doctor's Love Letter
Kaafi Time Pehle Ka Kissa Hai. Ek Sundar Aur Bholi Si Ladki Ek Chemist Shop Ke Saamne Kaafi Der Se Khadi Thi! Bheed Chhatne Ka Intezaar Kar Rahi Thi. Shop Ka Owner Usko Shaq Ki Nazaron Se Ghoor Raha Tha...
Special Note for Ladies
Paani Puri Ki Dukan Par Laga Board: Munaa Paani Puri Wala, Rs.10/- Ki 6 Paani Puri.
Special Note: 1. Sukhi Paani Puri Ke Alag Se Paise Lagenge.
2. Kripya 6 Paani Puri Chupchap Khane Ke Baad Mirchi...
Three Germs...
This woman wasn`t feeling well, so she went to see the family doctor. After hearing her symptoms the doctor scheduled her for a complete physical. Next Day she returned to get the results. The doctor tells her that...
Dating Process
6 Weeks: I love you, I love you, I love you.
6 Months: Of course I love you.
6 Years: GOD, if I didn`t love you, then why the hell did I propose?
6 Weeks: Oh my God, you look like an angel in that dress...
The New Father
A new mother goes upstairs to check on her napping infant. As she opens the door she see`s her husband sitting in front of the crib. He hasn`t noticed her yet so she slowly and quietly walks up to him. The new father is just...
Party Crashers
There was a party, and the host was getting worried because there were too many people and not enough refreshments. She was sure that not all of these people had been invited but didn`t know how to tell which ones were...
The Tax Poem
Tax his land, tax his bed, Tax the table at which he`s fed.
Tax his tractor, tax his mule, Teach him taxes are the rule.
Tax his cow, tax his goat, Tax his pants, tax his coat...
Little Johnny & His Balloon
Little Johnny blows up a balloon and starts flicking it all around the house with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it as he`s liable to break something, but the boy continues. "Johnny!" Mom screams. "Knock it off....
Someone Really Stinks
A young couple is on their honeymoon. The husband is sitting in the bathroom on the edge of the bathtub saying to himself, "Now how can I tell my wife that I`ve got really smelly feet and that my socks...