Driving License Test
Jab Mai Driving License Haasil Karane Ki Koshish Mein Tha to Driving License Ke Liye Chauthi Baar Driving Test Diya. Iss Dauraan Main Itna Mashoor Aur Pasandeeda Ho Chukaa Tha Ki Is Baar Officer Ne Mere Liye Sirf...
Why God Made Moms?
Answers given by 2nd graders:
1. She`s the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
2. Mostly to clean the house.
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born....
Judge Bada Ya Daroga?
Court Mein Muqaddama Jeetne Ke Baad Judge Saahab Ne Bujurg Ko Badhaai Dete Hue Kaha: Baba Ji, Mubarak Ho, Aap Case Jeet Gaye.
Bujurg Kisaan Ne Kaha: Ram Ji Tumko Itni Tarakkee De Ke...
Grandparents
An 8 year old was given a homework assignment to write a paper about grandparents. They where asked to write about things such what their grandparents mean to them, what are the roles of a grandparent, what they...
Doctor's Love Letter
Kaafi Time Pehle Ka Kissa Hai. Ek Sundar Aur Bholi Si Ladki Ek Chemist Shop Ke Saamne Kaafi Der Se Khadi Thi! Bheed Chhatne Ka Intezaar Kar Rahi Thi. Shop Ka Owner Usko Shaq Ki Nazaron Se Ghoor Raha Tha...
Special Note for Ladies
Paani Puri Ki Dukan Par Laga Board: Munaa Paani Puri Wala, Rs.10/- Ki 6 Paani Puri.
Special Note: 1. Sukhi Paani Puri Ke Alag Se Paise Lagenge.
2. Kripya 6 Paani Puri Chupchap Khane Ke Baad Mirchi...
Three Germs...
This woman wasn`t feeling well, so she went to see the family doctor. After hearing her symptoms the doctor scheduled her for a complete physical. Next Day she returned to get the results. The doctor tells her that...
Dating Process
6 Weeks: I love you, I love you, I love you.
6 Months: Of course I love you.
6 Years: GOD, if I didn`t love you, then why the hell did I propose?
6 Weeks: Oh my God, you look like an angel in that dress...
The New Father
A new mother goes upstairs to check on her napping infant. As she opens the door she see`s her husband sitting in front of the crib. He hasn`t noticed her yet so she slowly and quietly walks up to him. The new father is just...
Party Crashers
There was a party, and the host was getting worried because there were too many people and not enough refreshments. She was sure that not all of these people had been invited but didn`t know how to tell which ones were...