Clean Jokes

Tax his land, tax his bed, Tax the table at which he`s fed.
Tax his tractor, tax his mule, Teach him taxes are the rule.
Tax his cow, tax his goat, Tax his pants, tax his coat...

Little Johnny blows up a balloon and starts flicking it all around the house with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it as he`s liable to break something, but the boy continues. "Johnny!" Mom screams. "Knock it off....

A young couple is on their honeymoon. The husband is sitting in the bathroom on the edge of the bathtub saying to himself, "Now how can I tell my wife that I`ve got really smelly feet and that my socks...

Symptom: Drinking fails to give satisfaction and taste; shirt front is wet.
Fault: Mouth not open or glass being applied to wrong part of face.
Solution: Buy another pint...

No train from India to Bangladesh - Didi disappointed.
No special bogies in every train for Dharna - Kejriwal disappointed.
No reservation on the grounds of caste in the bogies...

By the time you read through this you will understand TANJOOBERRYMUTTS and then you will be ready to take on China! Believe me, you`ll understand. The following is a telephonic exchange between...

Little Johnny and his grandmother were shopping in a department store. Little Johnny wanted to go to the toy department, but grandmother said that they had to stop in the ladies clothing department first...

Manglu: Apne Pasandeeda Hair Cuting Salon Mein Shave Karwaane Pahuncha. Shave Karwate Samaye Uska Dhyaan Baaju Waali Khali Kursi Par Gaya Toh Usne Naai Se Puchcha Kya Baat Hai Bhai Aaj Tera Partner...

Two guys meet up in a bar. The first one asks, "Did your hear the news - Mike Reid is dead??!!!"
"Woah, what the hell happened to him?"
"Well... he was on his way over to my house the other day and...

Ladki: Chalo Aaj Kahin Bahar Chalte Hain Dinner Ke Liye.
Ladka, Jo Ek Hr Manager Hai: Theek Hai.
Ladki: Kahan Leke Chaloge?
Ladka: Sher-E-Punjab Chalte Hain, Wahan Ka Khaana Achcha...