Clean Jokes

Symptom: Drinking fails to give satisfaction and taste; shirt front is wet.
Fault: Mouth not open or glass being applied to wrong part of face.
Solution: Buy another pint...

No train from India to Bangladesh - Didi disappointed.
No special bogies in every train for Dharna - Kejriwal disappointed.
No reservation on the grounds of caste in the bogies...

By the time you read through this you will understand TANJOOBERRYMUTTS and then you will be ready to take on China! Believe me, you`ll understand. The following is a telephonic exchange between...

Little Johnny and his grandmother were shopping in a department store. Little Johnny wanted to go to the toy department, but grandmother said that they had to stop in the ladies clothing department first...

Manglu: Apne Pasandeeda Hair Cuting Salon Mein Shave Karwaane Pahuncha. Shave Karwate Samaye Uska Dhyaan Baaju Waali Khali Kursi Par Gaya Toh Usne Naai Se Puchcha Kya Baat Hai Bhai Aaj Tera Partner...

Two guys meet up in a bar. The first one asks, "Did your hear the news - Mike Reid is dead??!!!"
"Woah, what the hell happened to him?"
"Well... he was on his way over to my house the other day and...

Ladki: Chalo Aaj Kahin Bahar Chalte Hain Dinner Ke Liye.
Ladka, Jo Ek Hr Manager Hai: Theek Hai.
Ladki: Kahan Leke Chaloge?
Ladka: Sher-E-Punjab Chalte Hain, Wahan Ka Khaana Achcha...

Two men were standing at adjacent urinals when one said to the other, "I`ll bet you were born in Newark, Ohio."
"Why, that`s right!" said the second man in surprise.
"And I`ll bet you were...

A man walked into a bar and ordered a glass of white wine. He took a sip of the wine, then tossed the remainder in the bartender`s face. Before the bartender could recover from the surprise, the man began weeping...

Frank and Jim, are walking down the street when Jim turns to Frank and says, "Frank, if you had two of those top-of-the-line Mercedes Benz cars, with all the gear, electric windows, CD player and all of that, exactly the same...