Clean Jokes

Two men were standing at adjacent urinals when one said to the other, "I`ll bet you were born in Newark, Ohio."
"Why, that`s right!" said the second man in surprise.
"And I`ll bet you were...

A man walked into a bar and ordered a glass of white wine. He took a sip of the wine, then tossed the remainder in the bartender`s face. Before the bartender could recover from the surprise, the man began weeping...

Frank and Jim, are walking down the street when Jim turns to Frank and says, "Frank, if you had two of those top-of-the-line Mercedes Benz cars, with all the gear, electric windows, CD player and all of that, exactly the same...

Ek Baar Banta Apni Premika K Saath Park Mein Bahon Mein Bahein Daalkar Baitha Hua Tha Aur Badi Hi Romantic Aur Pyaar Bhari Baatein Kar Raha Tha. Tabhi Wahan Ek Policewala Aaya Aur Banta Se Bola: Aapko...

One day during cooking class, the teacher, Mrs. Jones, was extolling her secrets for preparing perfect sauces. When she ordered us to the stoves to prepare our assignments, she said, "Now don`t forget to use wooden spoons." As I stirred...

A guy was getting ready to tee off on the first hole when a second golfer approached and asked if he could join him. The first said that he usually played alone, but agreed to the twosome. They were even after the first...

1. Should you do the right things or should you do things right?
2. At a movie theater, which arm rest is yours?
3. If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop...

There once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years. Every morning the old boy would wake up and give off an enormous fart, much to his long suffering wife`s annoyance. "You`ll fart your guts out...

A man worked hard all day digging the garden and felt very stiff and sore. His wife fluttered about him, pleased with the amount of work he had done and anxious to get him to do some more. "Have a nice soak in the...

A teacher asked her class, "What do you want out of life?"
A little girl in the back row raised her hand and said, "All I want out of life is four little animals, just like my Mom always says...