Kanjoosi Ki Hadd!
Ek Admi Maha Kanjus Tha! Usne Ek Martbaan Mein Desi Ghee Bhar Kar Usko Kas Ke Band Kar Diya. Kyunki Kanjoos Darta Tha Ki Uska Ghee Khatam Na Ho Jaye Isliye Jab Bhi Vo Aur Uske Bete Khana Khaate Toh Roti Ko...
The Perils of Illiteracy
A man attempted to rob a Bank of America located in San Francisco. He walked into the branch and wrote, "This iz a stikkup. Put all your muny in this bag."
While standing in line, waiting to...
You've Got Mail
Working at the post office, I`m used to dealing with a moody public. So when one irate customer stormed my desk, I responded in my calmest voice, "What`s the trouble?"
"I went out this morning," she...
Chess is Haram
Saudi Arabia is banning chess, calling it Haram. Reasons are:
1. Queen doesn`t wear burkha.
2. Queen roams freely wherever it wants...
Not Again!!!
After four years of separation, my wife and I finally divorced amicably. I wanted to date again, but I had no idea of how to start, so I decided to look in the personals column of the local newspaper. After reading...
Play Your Age
A lady is having a bad day at the table in Monte Carlo. Down to her last Pound 100, completely exasperated, she cries, "What rotten luck! What in the world should I do now?"
A gent next to her, trying to calm her...
Medical Students
Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart. One of the students said to his friend, "I`m sure he has Petry Syndrome. Those people walk just like that...
So, Who's The Boss ?
At a party in an MNC the boss ordered a young junior lady Officer to say a joke to all. The lady Officer didn`t like the way he ordered and his attitude. But finally she agreed for a joke. See what she said....
Wooden Eye!
Dobbins lost his eye in an accident and couldn`t afford the price of a glass eye. So he carved one out of wood. But he was so self-conscious that he never left the house. Finally, his friend Eddy came over and forced him to...
Your Job Sucks?
Stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and...