Clean Jokes

A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don`t have to wait as long to get our coffee....

1. 8 Eenton (Bricks) Ki Wicket Hogi.
2. First Ball Try Hogi.
3. Batting Team Umpiring Karegi.
4. Ball Deewar Ko Direct Lagi Toh Six Aur Direct Baahar Gayi...

Soon after getting freedom from British rule in 1947, the de-facto prime minister of India, Jawahar Lal Nehru called a meeting of senior Army Officers to select the first General of the Indian army. Nehru proposed...

Ek Admi Maha Kanjus Tha! Usne Ek Martbaan Mein Desi Ghee Bhar Kar Usko Kas Ke Band Kar Diya. Kyunki Kanjoos Darta Tha Ki Uska Ghee Khatam Na Ho Jaye Isliye Jab Bhi Vo Aur Uske Bete Khana Khaate Toh Roti Ko...

A man attempted to rob a Bank of America located in San Francisco. He walked into the branch and wrote, "This iz a stikkup. Put all your muny in this bag."
While standing in line, waiting to...

Working at the post office, I`m used to dealing with a moody public. So when one irate customer stormed my desk, I responded in my calmest voice, "What`s the trouble?"
"I went out this morning," she...

Saudi Arabia is banning chess, calling it Haram. Reasons are:
1. Queen doesn`t wear burkha.
2. Queen roams freely wherever it wants...

After four years of separation, my wife and I finally divorced amicably. I wanted to date again, but I had no idea of how to start, so I decided to look in the personals column of the local newspaper. After reading...

A lady is having a bad day at the table in Monte Carlo. Down to her last Pound 100, completely exasperated, she cries, "What rotten luck! What in the world should I do now?"
A gent next to her, trying to calm her...

Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart. One of the students said to his friend, "I`m sure he has Petry Syndrome. Those people walk just like that...