Breakin' The Laws
A gang of hoodlums began hanging out on the steps of the church and hassling worshipers as they came in and out. Finally, the situation got...
Innocent Kids
Ek Chota Sa Bachcha, Apni Dadi Se: Dadi Maan, Kya Aap Tain Bol Sakti Hain ?
Dadi: Haan, Haan... Bilkul Bol Sakti Hun.
Bachcha: Toh Bol Ke Dikhao Na.
Dadi: Tain...!
The New Librarian
The new librarian decided that instead of checking out children`s books by writing the names of borrowers on the book cards herself, she would have the youngsters sign their own names. She would then tell them they were signing...
Defective Sports Car
Aery rich blonde buys a new automatic Jaguar XKR Sports car. She drives the car perfectly well during the day, but at night, the car just won`t go at all. After trying to drive the car at night for a week but without any luck...
Spectacular Job
A man exploring the ancient Pyramids of Egypt while on vacation stumbled across a secret room. He sneaked away from the tour group and explored the room. He found a dusty lamp and picked it up. While he wiped...
Football Rules!
1. The fat kid was always the goalkeeper.
2. The owner of the ball decides who plays.
3. Penalties awarded only if injured player curses a lot...
Funny Medical Mistakes
The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.
The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut, and handed to the pediatrician, who breathed and cried immediately....
Banta in a 5 Star Hotel
Apna Banta Pehli Baar Ek 5 Star Hotel Mein Gaya. Jhijhakte Hue Usne Chai Ka Order De Diya. Thodi Der Ke Baad Ek Well Dressed Aur Smart Sa Waiter Ek Kettle Mein Garam Pani, Ek Kettle Mein Garam Doodh...
Hindi Punsters!
A brilliant set of Hindi puns:
Mujhe Ek Ghante Se Auto Nahi Mili, Shayad Bhagwaan Meri paRICHKSHAW Le Raha Hai.
I am feeling too lazy to meet my friends. AALSI them later.
Classification of Words
How should we define lower, middle class and upper class?
Lower class - Roomal
Middle class - Hankie
Upper class - Handkerchief, Kerchief...