Clean Jokes

The new librarian decided that instead of checking out children`s books by writing the names of borrowers on the book cards herself, she would have the youngsters sign their own names. She would then tell them they were signing...

Aery rich blonde buys a new automatic Jaguar XKR Sports car. She drives the car perfectly well during the day, but at night, the car just won`t go at all. After trying to drive the car at night for a week but without any luck...

A man exploring the ancient Pyramids of Egypt while on vacation stumbled across a secret room. He sneaked away from the tour group and explored the room. He found a dusty lamp and picked it up. While he wiped...

1. The fat kid was always the goalkeeper.
2. The owner of the ball decides who plays.
3. Penalties awarded only if injured player curses a lot...

The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.
The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut, and handed to the pediatrician, who breathed and cried immediately....

Apna Banta Pehli Baar Ek 5 Star Hotel Mein Gaya. Jhijhakte Hue Usne Chai Ka Order De Diya. Thodi Der Ke Baad Ek Well Dressed Aur Smart Sa Waiter Ek Kettle Mein Garam Pani, Ek Kettle Mein Garam Doodh...

A brilliant set of Hindi puns:
Mujhe Ek Ghante Se Auto Nahi Mili, Shayad Bhagwaan Meri paRICHKSHAW Le Raha Hai.
I am feeling too lazy to meet my friends. AALSI them later.

How should we define lower, middle class and upper class?
Lower class - Roomal
Middle class - Hankie
Upper class - Handkerchief, Kerchief...

A lawyer had a wife and 12 children and needed to move, as his rental agreement was coming to an end forthe home where he lived, but was having difficulty in finding a new home. When he said he had 12 children...

One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn`t too luxurious. When they were seated, the owner of the restaurant asked...