Clean Jokes

A hillbilly walked into an attorney`s office wanting to file for divorce. Attorney: May I help you?
Hillbilly: Yeah, I want to get one of those dayvorces.
Attorney: Well, do you have any...

The scene is sometime in the old era when cockpits had round dials plus flight engineers and navigators. The crusty old-timer Captain is breaking in a brand new navigator. The captain opens his briefcase, pulls out...

A couple were roaring down the road on a Honda motorcycle when the guy pulled over because his leather jacket had a broken zip. He told his girlfriend, "I can`t keep driving any more, the air hitting me in the chest....

A blonde hadn`t been to church for many many months. She always promised to go, but never did. One day, the pastor was astounded when she suddenly show up for Sunday service. Thereafter, she was at...

A girl at bus top spotted a handsome man and without hesitation she told , "I love you!"
Man placed his hand on her head, "This love and infatuation all are nothing. Go back to your home and study hard so that you can...

A school teacher asked her students to make a sentence containing the expression "I presume." One little girl held up her hand and said, "Yesterday my mother hand washed the dinner dishes and I presumed...

The cowboy sat on a stool drinking a beer as the Mexican, also dressed in western garb, sat next to him. There was a slight nod as they looked at each other. Soon the cowboy ordered another and bought one for the Mexican...

Pati-Pani Car Se Ek Shaadi Attend Karne Jaa Rahe The. Raaste Mein Car Puncture Hi Gayi... Bechaara Pati Utara Aur Tyre Badalne Ke Kaam Mein Lag Gaya. Patni Bhi Utri Aur Utarte Hi Apne Pati ko Ulta-Seedha Bolne Lagi...

ATM Mein Aapka Swagat Hai.
1. Apna Card Nikalein Aur ATM Mein Insert Karein.
2. Apna Card Bahar Nikalein.
3. Ab Apna PIN Number Type Karein...

A lady got a call from a bank.... Hello Mam! We are offering you credit card with best deals!!!
1. No annual charges.
2. No interest on balance for three months...