Son of a Bitch Fish!!!
The parish priest went on a fishing trip. On the last day of his trip he hooked a monster fish and proceeded to reel it in. The guide, holding a net, yelled, "Look at the size of that Son of a Bitch."
Son, I`m a priest. Your language...
Police Wale Ki Jyadti
Ek Ladke Ko Ek Police Wale Ke Saath Gaali-Galauch Aur Maar-Peet Karne Ke Ilzaam Mein Magistrate Ke Saamne Pesh Kiya Gaya. Magistrate: Kya Hua Tha?
Yuvak: Janaab, Mein Telephone Booth Mein Hi Shaantipurn...
Most Obedient
There was a father who called his 5 small children together. As they sat together in a circle on the floor the dad placed a toy in the middle. He explained to them that he won this toy as a door prize and he wanted to...
Who's The Boss?
Ek Baar Pati Aur Patni Ke Beech Kisi Baat Ko Lekar Jhagda Ho Gaya, Bahut Behas Hui Aur Baat Maar-Peet Tak Aa Pahunchi. Jaise Hi Patni Belan Lekar Pati Pe Jhapati Toh Usne Bhi Gazab Ke Reflexes Dikhaye Aur...
Bring on Your Rats
The proprietor of the general store at the cross-roads had his place overrun by rats, and the damage was such that he offered a hundred dollars reward to anyone who would rid him of the pests. A disreputable-appearing person...
Family Planning
A six-year-old boy told his father he wanted to marry the little girl across the street. The father being modern and well-schooled in handling children, hid his smile behind his hand. "That`s a serious step...
Ski Trip
Mr. Jacobson decided to take a week off from the pressures of the office and went skiing. Alas, no sooner did he reach the slopes than he heard an ominous rumbling: moments later a sheet of snow came crashing...
A Trip to Israel
A Jewish businessman in America decided to send his son to Israel to absorb some of the culture of the homeland. When the son returned, the father asked him to tell him about his trip. The son said, "Pop, I had a great...
Doctors & Diagnosis
A young doctor moved out to a small community to replace a doctor who was retiring . The older doctor suggested that the young one accompany him on his rounds , so the community could become used to a new doctor....
Why I Quit Golfing
Saturday morning I got up early, dressed quietly, grabbed my golf bag, tried not to wake my wife, sneaked quietly into garage & proceeded to back out into.... a torrential rain ! Wind was blowing at 50 mph. I pulled back...