Clean Jokes

An Amish woman is in her horse and buggy heading back home when a Pennsylvania state trooper pulls her over. The trooper walks up to the door of the buggy and the woman says, "Good afternoon, young man. What...

Airborne approximately thirty minutes on an outbound evening flight from Amritsar, the lead flight attendant for the cabin crew nervously made the following painful announcement: Ladies and gentlemen, I`m so very sorry...

Kaamwaali Ko Salary De Di Hai, Jyada Daanveer Mat Ban Jaana.
Aapko Kitni Baar Bataya Hai Ki Padosan Ka Akhbaarwala Humse Alag Hai, Har Roz Subah Bahane Se Puchne Mat Pahunch Jaana Ki Aapka Akhbaara Aa Gaya...

After the censor board has slashed 50 percent of the kissing scenes and some swearwords in the latest franchise of Bond, `Spectre,` Twitter has reacted very sharply and they just can`t stop trolling #SanskariJamesBond...

After a laborious two-week criminal trial in a very high profile bank robbery case, the jury finally ended its 14 hours of deliberations and entered the courtroom to deliver its verdict to the judge. The judge turns to...

An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings currently on display. "I`ve got good news and bad news," the owner replied.
"Give me the good news first...

One night, at the lodge of a hunting club, two new members were being introduced to other members and shown around. The man leading them around said, "See that old man asleep in the chair by the fireplace? He is our...

A couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks. He wanted a new truck. She wanted a fast little...

Once there was a king who had 10 wild dogs. He used them to torture and eat all ministers who made mistakes.
One of the ministers once gave

A guy was in New York on a business trip and decided to head to a local bar for a drink. Standing outside the bar was a nun holding a tin cup.
As the man threw...