Clean Jokes

Electricity Department Ke Office Ke Saamne Ek Kele Wala Thela Lagaakar Kela Bech Rahaa Tha. Jab Office Kee Chhutti Hui Toh Electricity Department Ke Ek Engineer Ne Kele Wale Se Poochha: Kele Kya Bhav Hain...

A young couple was touring southern Florida on their honeymoon and stopped at one of the rattlesnake farms along the road. After seeing the sights, they engaged in small talk with the man that handled the snakes...

Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, `Fried Chicken.` She said I wasn`t funny, but she couldn`t have been right, because everyone else in the class laughed. My parents told me to always be truthful...

Once upon a time there was a king who wanted to go fishing. He called the royal weather forecaster and enquired as to the weather forecast for the next few hours. The weatherman assured him that there was no chance of...

The Washington Post`s Style Invitational also asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are this year`s winners...

Ek Sharaabi Sadak Ke Kinaare Bahut Jyaada Peene Ke Kaaran Lagbhag Besudh Saa Pada Huaa Thaa.
Ek Bhale Aadmi Ne Uske Paas Aakar Poochha: Aakhir Itni Jyaada Peene Ki Kya Jaroorat Thee...

The preacher`s Sunday sermon was `Forgive Your Enemies.`
He asked how many of the congregation have forgiven their enemies? About half held up their hands. He then repeated his question. Now about...

Scene: A husband and wife watching an a Cricket match. After 5 minutes:
Wife: Is this Imran Tahir ??
Husband: No, this is Hashim Amla, Imran Tahir is a bowler.
Wife: Okay, oh look, another wicket...

A woman goes into a store to buy a fishing rod and reel. She doesn`t know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the register. There is a store employee standing there with dark shades on. She says...

Can any one say the difference between complete and finished? No dictionary has ever been able to define the difference between `Complete` and `Finished.` However, in a linguistic conference, held in London...