The Blind Clerk
A woman goes into a store to buy a fishing rod and reel. She doesn`t know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the register. There is a store employee standing there with dark shades on. She says...
Complete & Finished!
Can any one say the difference between complete and finished? No dictionary has ever been able to define the difference between `Complete` and `Finished.` However, in a linguistic conference, held in London...
Smart Police Officer
A motorcycle police officer stops a driver for shooting through a red light. The driver is a real jerk, steps out of his car and comes striding toward the officer, demanding to know why he is being harassed by the...
Wrong Sign Board!
Ek Ghane Jungle Se Gujarti Hui Sadak Ke Kinaare Ek Gyani Guru Apne Chele Ke Saath Ek Signboard Lagaa Kar Baithe Huye The, Jis Par Likha Thaa: Thahariye... Aapka Ant Nikat Hai! Is Se Pehle Ki Bahut Der Ho...
Bull's Education
A tractor salesman was passing a farm, where the farmer was plowing the field with a bull. He goes over and offers to sell the farmer a tractor to plow with. The farmer tells him...
Trying on Shoes
A blonde walks into a shoe store and tries on a pair of shoes. "How do they feel?" asks the salesclerk.
"Well, they feel a bit tight," replies the blonde.
The assistant promptly bends down and...
Lajawab Santa
Santa: Oye Banta, Ye Tere Haath-Pair Kaise Toot Gaye?
Banta: Ab Kya Bataun Yaar, Vo Joh Mere Pados Mein Chinese Rehta Hai Na...
Santa: Vahi Jiski Pichle Saal Shaadi Hui Thi...
Who's The Best?
Friend 1: Yaar Hamare Desh Mein Kis Community Ke Log Sab Se Achhe Nagrik Hain ?
Friend 2: Baniye...
Friend 1: Matlab?
Friend 2: Har Jagah Likha Hota Hai...
Run Mumbai Marathon
Why people from different communities run Mumbai Marathon: Punjabiss run simply because of peer pressure from other communities and that they can upload their pics posing on the Sealink. Otherwise...
Punjabi family
Getting married to a Punjabi? If you are not a Punjabi yourself, then get ready for a boatload of surprises. You will spend the rest of your life with, arguably, the happiest people on earth but with a few side effects...