Say Goodbye to Mom
We were dressed and ready to go out for a party. We turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. We phoned the local cab company and requested...
Out of Stock!!!
Santa was appointed as sales person at a local store in Chandhigarh. While on one of his shifts, a lady approached him and asked if they had `Peach Jam` to which he bluntly replied, `Out of stock.` The lady immediately...
Problems & Solutions!
After every flight, pilots fill out a form called a gripe sheet, which conveys to the mechanics problems encountered with the aircraft during the flight that need repair or correction. The mechanics read and correct...
A Gifted Portrait Artist
A painter by the name of Murphy, while not a brilliant scholar, was a gifted portrait artist. Over a short number of years, his fame grew and soon people from all over Ireland were coming to the town...
Patel Brothers
Two beggars are sitting side by side on a street in Rome, Italy. One has a Cross in front of him; the other one is holding the Star of David. Many people go by, look at both beggars, but only put money into the hat of...
New Drugs for Men
With Viagra being such a great medical success for increasing men`s sexual prowess, Pfizer is bringing forth a whole line of drugs oriented towards improving the performance of men in today`s society...
Smart Dad!
A girl was with her father when she saw her boyfriend coming.
Girl: Have you come to collect your book titled `DADDY IS AT HOME?` by Ngozi Okafor?
Boy: No, I want that your hymns book called `WHERE SHOULD...
Guide Dogs for the Blind
There`s a guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a guy with a Chihuahua. The guy with the Doberman Pinscher says to the guy with a Chihuahua, "Let`s go over to that restaurant and get something to eat." The guy with...
Sharabiyon Ke Muhavare
Muhavare Aur Unke Sharabic Arth:
Haath Paanv Phoolna: Samay Pe Daaru Ka Na Milna.
Oont Ke Moonh Mein Jeera - Daaru Kam Padna.
Kaleja Thanda Hona - Pehle Peg Ka Gale Se Neeche Utarna...
Best Vacation Package!
A guy receives an ad in the mail for a golf resort where everything costs one dollar. He jumps at the offer and heads off for a weekend of fun in the sun. He arrives and plays a round of golf. It cost him a buck. When he goes...