Clean Jokes

Wife to husband: Darling in pictures of Shiva-Parvati, Shiva has a Trishool. In pictures of Vishnu-Lakshmi, Vishnu has Chakra in hand and pictures of Rama-Sita, Rama has bow in hand. But in case of....

After massive demands from all husbands a new app called `Panic` is launched for smart phones. You just say `WIFE` and it closes all websites, hides all chats, hide all special folders and best of all...

We were dressed and ready to go out for a party. We turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. We phoned the local cab company and requested...

Santa was appointed as sales person at a local store in Chandhigarh. While on one of his shifts, a lady approached him and asked if they had `Peach Jam` to which he bluntly replied, `Out of stock.` The lady immediately...

After every flight, pilots fill out a form called a gripe sheet, which conveys to the mechanics problems encountered with the aircraft during the flight that need repair or correction. The mechanics read and correct...

A painter by the name of Murphy, while not a brilliant scholar, was a gifted portrait artist. Over a short number of years, his fame grew and soon people from all over Ireland were coming to the town...

Two beggars are sitting side by side on a street in Rome, Italy. One has a Cross in front of him; the other one is holding the Star of David. Many people go by, look at both beggars, but only put money into the hat of...

With Viagra being such a great medical success for increasing men`s sexual prowess, Pfizer is bringing forth a whole line of drugs oriented towards improving the performance of men in today`s society...

A girl was with her father when she saw her boyfriend coming.
Girl: Have you come to collect your book titled `DADDY IS AT HOME?` by Ngozi Okafor?
Boy: No, I want that your hymns book called `WHERE SHOULD...

There`s a guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a guy with a Chihuahua. The guy with the Doberman Pinscher says to the guy with a Chihuahua, "Let`s go over to that restaurant and get something to eat." The guy with...