Those Blond Men
An Italian tourist asks a blond man: Why do Scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?
To which the blonde man replies: If they fell forward, they`d...
Air Force Wings
A mother travelled 2000 miles to see her only son getting Air Force wings and getting married on the same day. After marriage the son thanked her for coming all the way.
"It meant so much to me...
A Bit of Gas
"Sister Ann, aren`t you putting on a little weight?" inquired Father Dan during his visit to the convent, suspiciously eyeing her bulging stomach. "Why, no Father," answered the nun...
The Umbrella Thief
A man was in the habit of carrying an umbrella wherever he went. Unfortunately, he broke his last good one. Looking at the six useless umbrellas in his umbrella stand, he decided to take them all in and have them repaired. On the bus on the way home...
Life Saving Advice
On a cold winter day an elderly gentleman faints in the street. A small crowd immediately gathers around him. "Give the poor man a glass of brandy," advises a woman.
"Give him a heart massage...
Transferred to California
Jack was sitting in an airplane when another guy took the seat beside him. The new guy was an absolute wreck, pale, hands shaking, biting his nails and moaning in fear. "Hey, pal, what`s the matter...
An Year without Toilet?
In the days when you couldn`t count on a public toilet facility, an English woman was planning a trip to India She was registered to stay in a small guest house ownedby the local Schoolmaster. She was concerned as to...
Facebook in Real Life
Presently I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook while applying the same principles. Therefore every day, I go down on the street and tell the passerby what I have eaten, how I feel, what I have...
When Einstein Lost his Ticket
Einstein was once traveling from Princeton on a train when the conductor came down the aisle, punching the tickets of every passenger. When he came to Einstein, Einstein reached in his vest pocket. He couldn`t find his...
Classic Comeback
Q: Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene?
A: No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks away.
Q: Officer, who provided this...