Clean Jokes

Dono Ki Samaantayein:
1. Ghadi Chaubees Ghante Tic-Tic Karti Rehti Hai, Aur Patni Chaubees Ghante Kit-Kit Karti Rehti Hai!
2. Ghadi Ki Suiyaan Ghoom Phir Ke...

Jeeto was very fat. She weighed 100 kilos, and she was getting heavier every month, so she went to see her doctor. He said, "You need a diet, Jeeto, and I`ve got a good one here."
He gave her a small book and...

A large store was having its spring sale on shoes and boots. It was the first day of the sale, and the shoe department was fully of women who were eagerly trying to buy them. There were all kinds of shoes and boots in a variety...

To all of you approaching 50 or have REACHED 50 and past, this is specially for you... Senior Citizens are the Nation`s leading carriers of AIDS...

Respected Sirs, I am arrive by passenger train Ahmedpur station and my belly is too much swelling with jackfruit. I am therefore went to privy. Just I doing the nuisance that guard making whistle blow or train...

A man is standing outside the gates of Heaven. Saint Peter approaches and says, "Can I help you?"
The man replies, "No thanks."
He continues to stand on the clouds. "Are you sure I can`t...

Most seniors never get enough exercise. In His wisdom God decreed that seniors become forgetful so they would have to search for their glasses, keys and other things thus doing more walking. And God looked down...

Whenever I feel depressed in my life... I open my E-Mail spam inbox... and I find: 10 banks are giving me easy loans.
I have won GBP 10000000 and USD 500000 for unknown reasons...

Two boys were struggling with a huge table in a doorway. They pushed and pulled and upped it and downed it until both were exhausted.
Between gasps for air, one managed to say, "We better give up... because we`ll never...

Mullah Nasruddin returned home grinning foolishly on a festival holiday and his wife wondered aloud about what was so funny. Mullah revealed that he had bought a fine leg of lamb from the market. On his way home he...