Wine is Better than Water
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine and those who don`t and are always seen with a bottle of water in their hand:
As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom; In beer there is freedom; In water there is...
One Liners about India
If you want to know how divided we are, just look at matrimonial page of our newspaper!
If the mobile gets spoiled blame the child, if child gets spoiled blame...
Black or White???
"Is this the girl you are going to marry?"
"Yes dad. Isn`t she pretty?"
"She is dark. I can`t even see her face clearly."
"It`s a dark photograph dad. Trust me, her face is visible enough...
Chinese Food!
A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order Chicken Surprise. The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot. Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises slightly and...
Golf Emergency
A husband and wife are on the 9th green when suddenly she collapses. "Help me dear," she groans to her husband.
The husband calls 911 on his cell phone, talks for a few minutes, picks up his putter and...
The Purina Diet
I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina dog chow and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog... Duh! I was feeling a bit crabby so on impulse, I told her no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn`t...
History Repeats Itself
Who is Dronacharya: The Mentor. The employee who doesn`t like working himself but is always ready to guide and train new joiners.
Who is Bhishma: The Loyal. The employee in a relatively senior position who happily assists the boss in spite of...
Men vs Women Brains
Muktitasking: Women`s brains designed to concentrate multiple task at a time. Women can Watch a TV and Talk over phone and cook. Men`s brains are designed to concentrate on only one thing...
American Customs!!!
A China-man decides to retire and move to USA after 50 years of living in Shanghai. He bought a home on a small piece of land. A few days after moving in the friendly American neighbour decides to...
OLD Is When....
`OLD` IS WHEN...
Your sweetie says, `Let`s go upstairs and make love,` and you answer, `Pick one; I can`t do both!`
`OLD` IS WHEN... Your friends compliment you on