How to Avoid The Flu?
Eat right! Make sure you get your daily dose of fruits and veggies. Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin C. Get...
Is it Yours?
A Pole, an Italian, and a Jew, all first-time fathers-to-be, are pacing nervously in the Maternity Ward...
Stupid Hunters
A couple of hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn`t seem to be breathing, his...
Women Drivers!!!
Driving into the city this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new red Mustang doing...
Once and Only Once
A sale representative stops at a small manufacturing plant. He presents a box of cigars to the manager as a gift.
"No, thanks," says the plant manager...
The Gossipers
A lot of ladies used to sit together every evening in a park and talk non stop. One day they were sitting very...
Beautiful or Cute???
There was a lawyer and he was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His...
Work Telephones
The phone bill was exceptionally high and the man of the house called a family meeting... on a Saturday morning...
A Cold Day!
There was an english man, who was singing, "There was a cold day," whilst having a shit in cinema toilets.
Our Banta walks by...
Women and Shopping
A woman was in town on a shopping trip. She began her day finding the most perfect shoes in the first shop and a beautiful dress on sale in the second. In the third everything had just been reduced by 50 percent when her...