Castaway!
A young fellow became marooned on a deserted South Pacific island after his cruise ship sank. For several years, he managed to live on fruits and vegetables he found on the...
Phenomenol 2 Letter Word
I`m sure you will enjoy this. One word in the English language that could be a noun, verb, adj, adv, prep...
First-time Flyer
Mallu boarding a plane.
Air hostess is smiling.
Mallu: Tatti Vandi!
Air hostess, shocked: What???
Mallu: Tatti Vandi...
A Job Application
This is allegedly an actual job application that a 75-year-old pensioner submitted to B&Q (Block & Quayle) in Tunbridge Wells. They hired him because he was so funny.....
Pearls of Wisdom!
The FEMALE always makes THE RULES. THE RULES are subject to change without prior notice. No MALE can possibly know all THE RULES. If the FEMALE suspects the MALE to know...
The Monks and a Woman
Two monks were returning to the monastery in the evening. It had rained and there were puddles of water on the roadsides. At one place a beautiful young woman was...
IQ Upgrade
Santa: You`ve got to fix my computer. I urgently need to print a document, but the computer won`t boot properly.
Tech Support: What does it say...
Interfaith Seminar
I went to a mixed religion seminar. The Christian Priest came, laid his hands on my hand and said, "By the will of Jesus Christ, you will walk today!"
I smiled and told him...
A Tale With a Twist
A small boy named Hameed lived in a village in Morocco. None of his classmates liked him because...
A Smart Salesman
A young Aussie lad moved to London and went to Harrods looking for a job. The manager asked, "Do you have any sales experience?"
The young man answered, "Yeah, I was a...