Clean Jokes

Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die! This is so priceless, and, so easy to see happening - customer service being what it is today. A lady died this past December...

A mother-in-law explaining work to her newly wed Daughter-in-law. "I am Home Minister as well as Finance Minister of this house, your Father-in-law is the Foriegn Minister...

At dawn the telephone rings...
"Hello, Senor Rod? This is Ernesto, the caretaker at your country house."
"Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you...

A man decided to take his blonde wife deer hunting for the first time. After he explained the basics to his blonde wife, he told her the most important piece of information...

A is for Apish (Office). This is where the average Kolkatan goes and spends a day hard(ly) at work. If he is in the Government he will arrive at 10, wipe his forehead till 11, have a...

Hamare Purush Users Ne Hhumse Poochha Hai Ki Jeevan Mein Premika Ke Hone Ke Kya Faayde Hain. Atah Aaj Hum Batayenge Ki Jeeven Mein Girlfriend Hone Ke Kya Phaayde Hain...

1) What is the tax on a Mallu`s income called?
IngumDax.
2) Where did the Malayali study?
In the ko-liage....

A policeman pulls over a driver for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway. He tells the guy to blow a breath into a breathalyzer.
"I can`t do that...

A Boy to his girlfriend: Hey!!! New Laptop?
Girl: Yes!
Boy: Even I`ve got a new one.
Girl: Oh really!!! Which one?
Boy: Dell Inspiron 14 5000, 14 inch touch screen...

A Little kid was having a problem with his homework. Dad, he asked, "What is the difference between anger and exasperation?"
"Well, son," said his father...