Clean Jokes

Afridi to Misbah: So, shall I play my original game ya Tik Ke Khelun???
Misbah: Sohail played really well. It was not our day.
Afridi: Kya Bakwaas Hai Ye...

Bill Gates: So, how`s heaven Steve?
Steve Jobs: Great, it just doesn`t have any walls or fences.
Bill Gates: So...?
Steve Jobs: So, we don`t need any Windows and Gates...

I cannot use names allowed due to legal reasons however, I wanted to send some sort of holiday greeting to my friends and colleagues, but it is difficult in today`s world...

The Ant works hard in the withering heat all summer building its house and laying up supplies for the winter. The Grasshopper thinks the Ant is a fool and laughs...

Mele Mein Announcement Hui: Ek Bachcha Mila Hai, JIN KA HAI, Aa Kar Le Jaayein.
Santa Bheed Se Chillata Hua Aaya...

A beat cop calls the Crime Branch on telephone.
Cop: Hello! Crime Branch?
Yes! This is Sergeant John.
Cop: Sir, We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for...

The new golfer asked the pro, "How much for a golf lesson?"
"They`re 13 lessons for $150 or a single lesson for $1,000."
"Why do you charge $1,000 for a single lesson...

A helicopter carrying passengers suddenly looses engine power and the aircraft begins to decent. The pilot safely performs an emergency landing in water, and tells the passengers to remain...

Why do ENGINEERING students always prefer local author books than REFERENCE books???
`Jack & Jill went up the hill...

Class Ke Dauraan Ek Ladke Ne Apna Facebook Account khola Aur Status Update Kia: I am using fb in Class...