Clean Jokes

Pappu failed in the final Law Exam & decided to make a deal with the Professor. Pappu: Sir, Can I ask you one question?
Professor: Yes.
Pappu: If you can answer...

Patni Ne Apne Maike Se Pati Ko Phone Kiya Aur Pucha: Kaise Ho ???
Pati: Theek-Theek Hun Jaanu. Tum Batao, Tum Kaisi Ho?
Patni: Main Bhi Theek Hun...

Murgiyon Ke Farm Mein Inspection Ke Liye Ek Inspector Aaya.
Inspector: Tum In Murgiyon Ko Kya Khilate Ho?
Pehla Aadmi: Janaab Bajra...

Santa and the local priest were always fighting and arguing, and eventually they finished up in court. After listening to evidence from bath sides, the magistrate said, "I feel sure that this...

Santa Aur Uski Biwi, Jeeto, So Rahe The. Raat Ko Takreeban 2 Baje Jeeto Ke Mobile Par Message Ki Tone Baji. Santa Chaunk Kar Uthta Hai Aur Mobile Pe Messagae Check....

Mulla Nasruddin and his wife went to Israel for their holidays, and visited a night club in Tel Aviv. A comedian was on the bill who did his whole act in Hebrew. Nasruddin`s wife sat through...

Dr. Drobkin was a world-famous cardiologist who earned his undergraduate, graduate, and medical degrees in his hometown and then left for Manhattan where he quickly...

Typical Conference Calls in Corporates:
Caller 1: Hi, this is Dheeraj from Sales.
Silence.... All waiting others to Join...

I found myself in a pub in Patiala and a group of American tourists came in. One of the Americans said, in a loud voice, "I hear you Punjabis think you`re great drinkers. I bet...

Apni Sharaab Kee Lat se pareshaan Santa Doctor Ke Paas Gaya.
Santa: Doctor Sahab.... Meri Sharaab Chhudaao !
Doctor: Roz Kitni Peete...