Clean Jokes

A family in Gujarat was puzzled when the coffin of their dead mother (Ba) arrived from the US. It was sent by one of the daughters. The dead body was very tightly squeezed inside...

Doctor Raat Ko 3 Baje Toilet Jaane Ke Liye Utha Toh Usne Dekha Ki Toilet Puri Tarah Se Block Ho Gaya Hai.
Usne Apni Biwi Se Kaha: Mai Abhi Plumber Ko Bulata Hun...

Ek Ladki Thi Deewani Si,
Dhawan Pe Wo Marti Thi,
Choro Chori Chupke Chupke,
Rohit Ko Chitthiyaan Likha Karti Thi,
Nazrein Jhuka Ke, Kuch Sharma....

The young salesman finally plucked up the courage to tell his fiancee that he was breaking off their engagement so that he could marry another woman.
"Can she cook like I can...

Once upon a time a small boy named Hameed lived in a tiny Moroccan village. All his classmates hated him for his stupidity especially his teacher who was always yelling...

Santa Apni Wife Ke Saath Ek Party Mein Gaya. Thodi Der Ke Baad Wife Ne Dekha Ki Santa Ek Sundar Si Lady Se Bahut Ghul-Milkar, Haste Hue Baatein Kar Rahaa Thaa. Wife Ne Dheere...

A flight attendant on an Airline`s cross-country flight nervously announced about 30 minutes outbound from Chandigarh, "I don`t know how this happened, but we have...

Murphy drops some buttered toast on the kitchen floor and it lands butter-side-up. He looks down in astonishment, for he knows that it`s a law of nature of the universe that buttered toast...

1. Sarcasm is like electricity, half of India doesn`t get it.
2. An incredible country where actors are playing cricket, cricketers are playing politics...

Teacher: If I gave you 2 rabbits, and another 2 rabbits and another 2, how many will you have?
Pappu: Seven Sir.
Teacher: No, listen carefully....