Clean Jokes

A lawyer had a wife and 12 children and needed to move as his rental agreement was coming to an end for the home where he lived but was having difficulty in finding a new home...

Banta complained to a doctor that he wetted his bed every night.
"Before it happens, do you see any dreams?" the doctor asked.
"Yes, doctor. Usually I see a...

The Matchmaker goes to see Mr Smith, a confirmed bachelor for many years.
"Mr Smith, don`t leave it too late. I have exactly the one you need. You only have to say...

3 Bachchey Apne Apne Shehar Ki Sardi Pe Bahas Kar Rahe The. 1st: Humare Yahan Itni Sardi Parti Hai Ki Jab Hum Subah Nalka Kholte Hain Toh Pani Ki Jagah Baraf Nikalti Hai..

A missionary discovered a tribe of Indians in the Amazon who had never recorded a baptism, confirmation or marriage. The missionary soon rectified the situation by...

Pyaar + Kkhayal = Maa.
Pyaar + Dar = Papa.
Pyaar + Saath = Behan.
Pyaar + Ladai = Bhai...

Banta walked through the forest when he heard a cry for help. He found a dwarf, stuck in a trap. He freed the dwarf, and the dwarf granted him two wishes.
"My first wish," Banta said...

I found a Leaflet in newspaper this morning which read:
ARE YOU AN ALCOHOLIC? CALL NOW. WE CAN HELP!!!
My wife insisted I make a call...

Ladies of 1970s:
Husb: Ek cup Coffee!
Wife: Abhi laee ji.
Ladies of 1980s:
Husb: Ek cup Coffee...

Hilarious Bollywood Memes That Came Out Just Pun-tastic.
Hrithik buys a bulb, Hrithik puts in a socket, Hrithik swithes it on, Hrithik Roshan.
Pankaj fell in love, Pankaj married...