Clean Jokes

Once A man asked God: Why all the girls are so cute & sweet, and all wifes are always angry?
God Answered: Girls are made by me... and you make them Wife...

World Ka Sabse Perfect Aadmi - Uske Papa.
World Ki Sabse Pyari Aurat - Uski Mummy ji.
World Ki Sabse Akalmand Aurat...

Little Freddie's mother was in the hospital, and he was paying a visit to see his new brother. He wandered into an adjoining room...

I have two questions for the lawmakers of our country: 1. If the legal age of a Man to get Sexually active is 18 years and the legal age for him to get married is 21...

Darling, remember 25 years ago.... I had a rented one room apartment, a table fan, a black & white tv and a cycle to use. But, at night I used to sleep besides...

Dharam Pita... not real father.
Dharam Maa... not real mother.
Dharam Putra... not real son....

A man was pulled over for driving too fast, even though he thought he was driving just fine.
Officer: You were speeding.
Man: No, I wasn`t...

Sunny Leone: Mujhe Koi aisi Sabzi Do Jiske 7 Phaayde Hon !
Sabziwaala: Ye Lo Madam Gajar !!!
1. Pasand Aaye Toh Aloo Matar Ke Saath Paka Lena...

A lion was getting married and all animals attended the wedding. Every animal stood a distance and wished then lion. A mouse came and climbed to the stage and extended his hand...

In Korea, when a patient is taken to hospital, a white wristband is placed on their left arm. These wristbands contain the patient`s name and information. When a patient dies, a red wristband...