Clean Jokes

When a physician remarked on a new patient`s extraordinarily ruddy complexion, he said, "High blood pressure, Doc. It comes from my family."
"Your mother`s side or your father...

A packed plane was flying over the Atlantic at night. Suddenly, the pilot says, "Ladies & Gentlemen, the plane is losing altitude & we must throw out all the baggage."
A little later, the pilot says...

A young man and woman were eager to enjoy a picnic in the park one Saturday noon, and they opted to go through a fast-food drive-in for a quick snack. They ordered, paid, got their bag of goodies...

A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath....

A little girl in first grade was doing very well especially in spelling. One day she came home with new words to study for an upcoming test and she asked her mother to help. They came to the word...

Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went out looking for a bear. He soon found a huge bear, shot at it but only wounded it. The enraged bear charged toward him...

Earlier this year, a group of bikers were riding out when they saw a girl about to jump off the Humber Bridge. So they stopped. George, their leader, a big burly man, gets off his Harley...

So I went to stay in the US and started getting used to the American way of life... After a few months of staying there, I thought I should have a personal handgun as well...

When the employees of a restaurant attended a fire safety seminar, they watched a fire official demonstrate the proper way to operate an extinguisher. "Pull the pin like a hand grenade...

Down in the south, there are many churches known as "answer back" churches. When the preacher says something, the congregation naturally replies. One Sunday, a preacher was speaking on...